If you've poo and you don't know where is the loo
Why don't you go where keister fits,
Sittin' on your wits.

Snotty types they like to gloat, they do pipe
And how they do quote, "We have wits"
They are where we sit!

All alike they're million dollar bloopers
Trying hard to sound so very super (what a pooper).

Come don't be interstellar, don't be pricks
You know that the glove does fit
Sittin' on your wits.

Come on now it's good for you to join us in our venue
You have been so unaware that your nose is in the air
You have been such a scholar, you've spent on learning dollars
Join us in the fun, it's about doggone time!(it's about doggone time!)

If you're new and you don't know who is who
I can tell you where fashion sits,
Sittin' on their wits.

Another type who thinks he's smart, so he pipes
'Til break of day (*choke*), it's a blitz
Sittin' on his wits.

He is such a boring party pooper
Trying hard to sound so very super (in a stupor)

Come and nix the all the tellers, walk with hicks
Or dumb fellers in their midst,
Sittin' on their wits.

Tell them they're such boring party poopers
Trying hard to sound so very super (what a dufus)

If you've poo and you don't know where is the loo
Why don't you go where keister fits,
Sittin' on your wits.
Sittin' on your wits.
Sittin' on your wits.
Sittin' on your wits.

Groove
Groove

Take a chance.
Take a chance.

If you've poo and you don't know where is the loo
Why don't you go where keister fits,
Sittin' on your wits.
Sittin' on your wits.
Sittin' on your wits.