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Song Parodies -> "Blue Jewels"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Velvet"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Jewels"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

She wore blue barrettes
Bluer than cold sweat of his plight
And matched his blue jewels in the night
Oh my stars!

She had her dress set
Lower so duets they would rise
Warmer were they her tender thighs
Oh! What maws!

Jugs that I held so tightly
Feeling my 'rapture' grow
Like to aim I yearn mightily
But then she left
I'm left with woe and blue ball sets.

But in my mind there'll always be
Hateful and hot that memory
Yet through my jeers
I can still see those blue barrettes
"Through my tears".

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   6

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Johnny D - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Woo-hoo, Pat! Pretty RANDY one there! 5's! It takes....well...."jewels" to post something like this!
Guy - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Pat, you never cease to surprise me with your versatility. You have such a unique style of writing. I can always count on freshness and originality whenever I open one of your posts. Well done!
Adagio - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny and Guy.
Adagio - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
JD...took your advice...flipped a coin ....this was the parody I was talking about in "Druthers".
Guy - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad you put it forth, Pat. Now you have opened some doors for new exploitations. Hope to see some more of your creativity soon. BTW, this was a real jewel.
alvin rhodes - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(wipes tears from eyes)..that was beautiful
Adagio - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin :D
Paul Robinson - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, Wonderful job here. 5's...took my "blues" away...too bad about your male character here, though...
Adagio - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot Paul.

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