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Entries Beginning with A
"A Band On Ship," Less Than Jake originally "Abandon Ship"
Regina Haniger
"A Bi Gail Beecher," Freddy 'Boom Boom' Cannon originally "Abigail Beecher"
Rachel Blattington
"Abnormally Attract Ed To Sin," Tori Amos originally "Abnormally Attracted To Sin"
Regina Haniger
"A Bout Today," The National originally "About Today"
Blake DeKalb
"Ab Out Your Dress," Maccabees originally "About Your Dress"
Wardrobe malfunction (if only a slight one)?
Lori Tirol
"A Bra Cad A Brad," Steve Miller Band originally "Abracadabra"
Cad: A man who treats women irresponsibly
Peter
"Abraham, Mar Tin And John," Dion originally "Abraham, Martin And John"
Yvette Bristle
"A Bra, Ham, Martin, And John," Dion originally "Abraham, Martin, And John"
American Idle
"Absolute Hat Red," Cannibal Corpse originally "Absolute Hatred"
American Idle
"Acapulco's Huffle," Ray Davies originally "Acapulco Shuffle"
Terror Reid
"Accident Swill Happen," Elvis Presley originally "Accidents Will Happen"
Yvette Bristle
"A Cross: 110th Street," Bobby Womack & Peace originally "Across 110th Street"
Yvette Bristle
"Act, You Rage," Snake River Conspiracy originally "Act Your Age"
Regina Haniger
"A Dam And Eve," Paul Anka originally "Adam And Eve"
Yvette Bristle
"A Dam Raised a Cain," Bruce Springsteen originally "Adam Raised a Cain"
Sutch
"Addict Ed," Saving Abel originally "Addicted"
Rose Cathcart
"Addict Ed," Simple Plan originally "Addicted"
George Straitjacket
"Addict Ed To Bass," Josh Abrahams originally "Addicted To Bass"
Natalie Lundgren
"Addict Ed To Love," Robert Palmer originally "Addicted To Love"
Glad addict Ed found something else to do.
George Straitjacket
"Adolescent's Ex," Japan originally "Adolescent Sex"
American Idle
"Ad Verse Wind," Guided By Voices originally "Adverse Wind"
Yvette Bristle
"Advertising's Pace," Robbie Williams originally "Advertising Space"
American Idle
"Ad Vice For The Young At Heart," Tears For Fears originally "Advice For The Young At Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"A Fervent Us," Enya originally "Afer Ventus"
Karen Smith
"AF Raid (Air Force Raid)," Leah Jung originally "Afraid"
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"After The Fir Stone," Yonah originally "After The First One"
Yvette Bristle
"Afternoon Sand Coffeeespoons," Crash Test Dummies originally "Afternoons And Coffeeespoons"
Utensils of sand never worked for me, day or night
Alicia Sturdivant
"Again, A Gain," Lady GaGa originally "Again, Again"
Twila Paris Hilton
"A Gain, A Gain," Lady GaGa originally "Again, Again"
Twila Paris Hilton
"A Gain, A Gain, And A Gain," Blaqk Audio originally "Again, Again, And Again"
American Idle
"Aim Less," Bethany Dillon originally "Aimless"
Cheryl Jordan
"Ain't Gonna Hurt No Body," Brick originally "Ain't Gonna Hurt Nobody"
Yvette Bristle
"Ain't Hurtin' No Body," John Prine originally "Ain't Hurtin' Nobody"
Sutch
"Ain't Hurt in Nobody," John Prine originally "Ain't Hurtin' Nobody"
Sutch
"Ain't It As Ad Thing," R. Dean Taylor originally "Ain't It A Sad Thing"
Yvette Bristle
"Ain't No Rest For The Wick, Ed," Cage The Elephant originally "Ain't No Rest For The Wicked"
Is a wick even capable of resting?
Rhoda Dohr
"Ain't No Body," Rufus & Chaka Khan originally "Ain't Nobody"
Another popular song in France around 1793-94.
George Straitjacket
"Ain't No Body Home," B.B. King originally "Ain't Nobody Home"
Yvette Bristle
"Ain't No Thin Goin' On But The Rent," Gwen Guthrie originally "Ain't Nothin' Goin' On But The Rent"
George Straitjacket
"Ain't No Thing But There, Al Thing," Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell originally "Ain't Nothing But The Real Thing"
Peter
"An Ibis named Al -- possibly a cartoon bird.," Sergio Mendes originally "Al Ibis"
Jessica Bielzebub
"A Lab, A Ma, Jubilee," Ferko String Band originally "Alabama Jubilee"
Yvette Bristle
"A Lad Din," Bobby Curtola originally "Aladdin"
Yvette Bristle
"Alanis, A Cowboy Kjller," Mc Lusky originally "Alan Is A Cowboy Killer"
As in Alanis Morissette?
Lydia Helton
"Albert A.," Eric Clapton originally "Alberta"
American Idle
"A Lice Long (You're Still My Favorite Girlfriend)," Tommy Boyce & Bobby Hart originally "Alice Long (You're Still My Favourite Girlfriend)"
The rest of their girlfriends couldn't compete!
Peter
"Alice's Aid," Screaming Trees originally "Alice Said"
American Idle
"A Lice's House," The Psychedelic Furs originally "Alice's House"
Bethany Byrd
"Al Ices Restaurant," Arlo Guthrie originally "Alice's Restaurant"
Just in time for Thanksgiving.
George Straitjacket
"Alien At Ed," Keri Hilson originally "Alienated"
Lisa Basil
"Alien Sexist," Blink 182 originally "Aliens Exist"
Ruth Leslie Savage
"Al Is On," Elvis Costello originally "Alison"
George Straitjacket
"Ali's On," Elvis Costello originally "Alison"
U. Carrie Oats
"All A Bout That Bass," Meghan Trainor originally "All About That Bass"
Janice Ferrell
"All Al One on Christmas," Darlene Love originally "All Alone on Christmas"
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"All Fir, Ed Up," Pat Benatar originally "All Fired Up"
Yvette Bristle
"All I Ever Want, Ed," Basshunter originally "All I Ever Wanted"
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"All I Need, Ed," The Naked Brothers Band originally "All I Needed"
Yvette Bristle
"Tall I Wan," Offspring originally "All I Want"
Peter
"All I Want Ed," Kansas originally "All I Wanted"
George Straitjacket
"All I Wan Ted," Kansas originally "All I Wanted"
George Straitjacket
"All Jack Ed Up," Gretchen Wilson originally "All Jacked Up"
D. Melody Dole, MD
"All Mix Ed Up," 311 originally "All Mixed Up"
George Straitjacket
"All My Love Slaughter," Ed Ames originally "All My Love's Laughter"
Yvette Bristle
"All Or No Thing," O-Town originally "All Or Nothing"
Janis Ian Fleming
"All Our Tom Or Rows," Eddie Schwartz originally "All Our Tomorrows"
Yvette Bristle
"Al Lover Now," Eric Hutchinson originally "All Over Now"
Candy Welty
"Al Lover You," Live originally "All Over You"
George Straitjacket
"Wall Right No ," Free originally "All Right Now"
Peter
"All She Want Sis," Duran Duran originally "All She Wants Is"
Peter
"Gall Summer Lon," Hit Masters originally "All Summer Long"
Peter
"All The Girls Love A Lice," Elton John originally "All The Girls Love Alice"
So, Rasputina has some hope?
Peter
"All The Nice Boys And Girl Sin The World," Riff Regan originally "All The Nice Boys And Girls In The World"
Now it sound like a song about a unique threesome.
Peter
"All The Nice Boy Sand Girls In The World," Riff Regan originally "All The Nice Boys And Girls In The World"
Sounds like a title of a slasher flick.
Peter
"All The Way Tore, No," R.E.M. originally "All The Way To Reno"
It's not completely tore up... Yet!
Josh
"All The Way To Reno (You're Gonna Be As Tar) ," R.E.M. originally "All The Way To Reno (You're Gonna Be A Star)"
Ouch!
Peter
"All To Get Her Now," The Beatles originally "All Together Now"
Yvette Bristle
"All To Morrow's Parties," Velvet Underground originally "All Tomorrow's Parties"
Sutch
"All Wash Ed Up," The Urge originally "All Washed Up"
Yvette Bristle
"All You Want Ed," Michelle Branch originally "All You Wanted"
George Straitjacket
"All You Wan Ted," Michelle Branch originally "All You Wanted"
George Straitjacket
"Ally Our Favorite Bands," Dawes originally "All Your Favorite Bands"
Chelsea Dunn
"All Your Goo Dies Are Gone (The Loser's Seat)," The Parliaments originally "All Your Goodies Are Gone (The Loser's Seat)"
Yvette Bristle
"All Swell That Ends," Rainbow Kitten Surprise originally "All's Well That Ends"
Farlow Maitland
"Al Lies," Heart originally "Allies"
Candy Welty
"Al Most," Bowling For Soup originally "Almost"
George Straitjacket
"Al Most In Love," Elvis Presley originally "Almost In Love"
Yvette Bristle
"Al Most Persuaded," David Houston originally "Almost Persuaded"
Yvette Bristle
"Alone - A Gain (Naturally)," Gilbert O'Sullivan originally "Alone Again (Naturally)"
Completely changes the meaning of the song.
Robert Sissons
"Al One Again (Naturally)," Gilbert O'Sullivan originally "Alone Again (Naturally)"
MOR
"Al One A Gainor," The Damned originally "Alone Again Or"
Rocky
"Alone: A Gain Tonight," Saga originally "Alone Again Tonight"
Yvette Bristle
"Al One: A Gain Tonight," Saga originally "Alone Again Tonight"
Yvette Bristle
"Al One Again Tonight," Saga originally "Alone Again Tonight"
Yvette Bristle
"Al One At Last," Jackie Wilson originally "Alone At Last"
Yvette Bristle
"A Lone In This Bed (Capeside)," Framing Hanley originally "Alone In This Bed (Capeside)"
Helen Back
"A Lone In This Bed (Capeside)," Framing Hanley originally "Alone In This Bed (Capeside)"
Helen Back
"Alone To Get Her," The Strokes originally "Alone Together"
Yvette Bristle
"Al One With You," Faron Young originally "Alone With You"
Yvette Bristle
"Al One Without You," King originally "Alone Without You"
George Straitjacket
"Alpha Bet Boy," Melanie Martinez originally "Alphabet Boy"
April Fleming
"Al Right," Janet Jackson originally "Alright "
If only people had paid attention to Janet in 2000
Chick Daney
"The Alter Native," IAMX originally "The Alternative"
Candy Welty
"Alter Native Ulster," Stiff Little Fingers originally "Alternative Ulster"
Cheryl Jordan
"Alvin's Tone (The Birth & Death Of A Gangster)," Fantastic Four originally "Alvin Stone (The Birth & Death Of A Gangster)"
Yvette Bristle
"Al Ways," Atlantic Starr originally "Always"
Not being President, making a movie, win a Nobel
George Straitjacket
"Al Ways It's You," The Everly Brothers originally "Always It's You"
Yvette Bristle
"Al Ways On Time," Ja Rule featuring Ashanti originally "Always On Time"
George Straitjacket
"Al Ways On Tim E.," Ja Rule featuring Ashanti originally "Always On Time"
George Straitjacket
"Always On Tim E. ," Ja Rule featuring Ashanti originally "Always On Time"
George Straitjacket
"Always To Get Her," The Dells originally "Always Together"
Yvette Bristle
"Am I For Given," Isle Of Man originally "Am I Forgiven"
Yvette Bristle
"Am And A," Boston originally "Amanda"
Peter
"A Map O' L.A.," Jacky Noguez originally "Amapola"
Yvette Bristle
"A Neverlasting Love," Andy Gibb originally "An Everlasting Love"
George Straitjacket
"An Ho Nest Mistake," Bravery originally "An Honest Mistake"
George Straitjacket
"An Old Fashion Ed Love Song," Three Dog Night originally "An Old Fashioned Love Song"
Ed has his own love songs?
George Straitjacket
"An Archy In The U.K.," The Sex Pistols originally "Anarchy In The U.K."
I'm sure U.K. archeologist use that program.
Peter
"An Arch Yin The U.K.," The Sex Pistols originally "Anarchy In The U.K."
A Chinese arch is feeling yin in the U.K.?
Peter
"Anchor Age," Michelle Shocked originally "Anchorage"
George Straitjacket
"An Di Love Her," The Beatles originally "And I Love Her "
George Straitjacket
"And If Venice Is Sin King," Spirit Of The West originally "And If Venice Is Sinking"
Brenton Wood Stork
"And I Train Ed All Night," Thom Yorke originally "And It Rained All Night"
Carmen Nunki
"And I Trained All Night," Thom Yorke originally "And It Rained All Night"
... And now I'm sore all over!
Josh
"And It Rain Ed All Night," Thom Yorke originally "And It Rained All Night "
So, that sound was Ed screaming?
Peter
"And Just Ice For All," Metallica originally "And Justice For All"
Hardrock
"And Rose Sand Roses," Andy Williams originally "And Roses And Roses"
Yvette Bristle
"And She's Aid," Lucas Prata originally "And She Said"
Yvette Bristle
"And We Dance, Ed," Hooters originally "And We Danced"
Yvette Bristle
"Gandy, Our Bird Can Sin," Beatles originally "And Your Bird Can Sing"
Gandy could be someone's name.
Peter
"Andy, You're As Tar," The Killers originally "Andy, You're A Star"
Yvette Bristle
"An Gel Dance," Robert Plant originally "Angel Dance"
Gel dances now? What is Plant been smoking?
Peter
"Angel Of Maine," Monica originally "Angel Of Mine"
Naomi Swanson
"Angel's Mile," Nat King Cole originally "Angel Smile"
Yvette Bristle
"Angel Sin Chorus," Stellar Kart originally "Angels In Chorus"
Probably one of Hell's Angels (rim shot)
JeReMy
"Angels We Have Hear Don High," Traditional originally "Angels We Have Heard On High"
Who is Don High?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Angels Working Over Time," Deana Carter originally "Angels Working Overtime"
Faith Spencer
"Anna Belle," Daniel Boone originally "Annabelle"
Trevor Overt
"Anna Belle," Daniel Boone originally "Annabelle"
Trevor Overt
"Anonymous Pro Position," Tim Buckley originally "Anonymous Proposition"
Sutch
"A Not Her Day in Paradise," Phil Collins originally "Another Day In Paradise"
Peter
"A Not Her Day, A Not Her Dollar," Wynn Stewart originally "Another Day, Another Dollar "
Peter
"A Not Her Park, A Not Her Sunday," The Doobie Brothers originally "Another Park, Another Sunday"
Yvette Bristle
"Another's Ad Love Song," Toni Braxton originally "Another Sad Love Song"
George Straitjacket
"A Not Her Sad Love Song," Toni Braxton originally "Another Sad Love Song"
Yvette Bristle
"Another's A Turd, Ay, Night," Cat Stevens originally "Another Saturday Night"
Regina Haniger
"A Not Her Weekend," Five Star originally "Another Weekend"
Obviously the man isn't getting any?
Peter
"Another Wee Ken D.," Five Star originally "Another Weekend"
Perhaps Ken D., Jr. is as little as his father?
Ashley Nicole Hendershot-Wetherington
"Another Whited Ash," Butterfly Boucher originally "Another White Dash"
Evil Olive
"Another Lover Hole N Yo Head," Prince & The Revolution originally "Anotherloverholenyohead"
Yvette Bristle
"The Answer To A Maiden Sprayer," June Valli originally "The Answer To A Maiden's Prayer"
Yvette Bristle
"The Ant Hem," Good Charlotte originally "The Anthem"
Rocky Rhodes
"The An The M," Good Charlotte originally "The Anthem"
George Straitjacket
"The An Them," Good Charlotte originally "The Anthem"
George Straitjacket
"Ant Hem Of Our Dying Day," Story Of The Year originally "Anthem Of Our Dying Day"
Ants will wear skirts on that day?!?
Ursula Turpin
"Ant, I Pop," The Gazette originally "Anti Pop"
Wanda Pierce
"Ant Music," Adam And The Ants originally "Antmusic"
Andy Gibbs Free Energy
"Any Man Of Maine," Shania Twain originally "Any Man Of Mine"
Naomi Swanson
"Any Tim E. At All," The Beatles originally "Any Time At All"
George Straitjacket
"Any Tim E. A Tall," The Beatles originally "Any Time At All"
George Straitjacket
"Any Tim Eat All," The Beatles originally "Any Time At All"
George Straitjacket
"Any Time A Tall," The Beatles originally "Any Time At All"
George Straitjacket
"Any Way You Wan Tit," Journey originally "Any Way You Want It"
George Straitjacket
"Anyway, Yo! U Want It?," Journey originally "Any Way You Want it"
I lost my train of thought...Anyway, you want it?
Jonathan S.
"Any More," Teresa Brewer originally "Anymore"
Yvette Bristle
"Any One Can See," Irene Cara originally "Anyone Can See"
Alice Spoonerism
"Any Tim E.," Brian McKnight originally "Anytime"
George Straitjacket
"A NY Where The Wind Blows," Lauren Christy originally "Anywhere The Wind Blows"
When New York makes like Chicago
Allison O'Silla
"A Pathetic Way To Be," Relient K originally "Apathetic Way To Be"
Pam Tabor
"Are We Never Ever Getting Back To Get Her," Taylor Swift originally "Are We Never Ever Getting Back Together"
Alyssa Jayne
"Are You Jim, My Ray?," Jimmy Ray originally "Are You Jimmy Ray?"
Terror Reid
"Are You Really Happy To Get Her," Bulldog originally "Are You Really Happy Together"
Yvette Bristle
"Are You That Some Body," Aaliyah originally "Are You That Somebody"
Again, another popular tune in France, 1793 - 94.
George Straitjacket
"Are Youth Rough With Me," Rooney originally "Are You Through With Me"
Yvette Bristle
"Arm Aged Don," Alkaline Trio originally "Armageddon"
Yvette Bristle
"Arm Aged, Do Nit," Def Leppard originally "Armageddon It"
George Straitjacket
"Arm Aged, Don It," Def Leppard originally "Armageddon It"
George Straitjacket
"Arm Ed And Extremely Dangerous," First Choice originally "Armed And Extremely Dangerous"
Yvette Bristle
"Arm Strong," John Stewart originally "Armstrong"
Yvette Bristle
"A Round: 'The Corner'," The Duprees originally "Around The Corner"
Yvette Bristle
"A Round The Way, Girl," LL Cool J originally "Around The Way Girl"
As in musical round? Completely changes meaning.
Sir Ron Norris
"A Siam," Dream Theater originally "As I Am"
Josh
"A Siam," Dream Theater originally "As I Am"
Josh
"As Long As He Take Scare Of Home," Candi Staton originally "As Long As He Takes Care Of Home"
Yvette Bristle
"As He Sands And," Johnny Rivers originally "Ashes And Sand"
Yvette Bristle
"As He's By Now," Rodney Crowell originally "Ashes By Now"
Yvette Bristle
"Ashes Buy Now," Rodney Crowell originally "Ashes By Now"
The Ashe family is returning a treat?
Naomi Swanson
"Ashes Bye Now," Rodney Crowell originally "Ashes By Now"
We can finally get away from those ashes!
Naomi Swanson
"Ashes By Snow," Rodney Crowell originally "Ashes By Now"
Which came first, snowfall or campfire?
Naomi Swanson
"'Ash': Leigh's Song," David Clayton-Thomas originally "Ashleigh's Song"
Yvette Bristle
"As King For It," Hole originally "Asking For It"
Mary Ellen Jasper
"Ass Ass In," Muse originally "Assassin"
Nurul
"Astound Ed," Bran Van 3000 originally "Astounded"
George Straitjacket
"At Heist Peace," Bad Religion originally "Atheist Peace"
Maybe the robbers would be at peace there?!?
Heidi Sharpe
"At Heist Peace," Bad Religion originally "Atheist Peace"
Tracy Stockton
"At Tack," System Of A Down originally "Attack"
Yvette Bristle
"At Tack Of The Killer Tomatoes," John DeBello originally "Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes"
Are tacks their weapons?
Nicole Velocin
"Au Diode Light," Black-Eyed Peas originally "Audio Delight"
Au = symbol for gold, an expensive diode material!
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"Audrey, Start There, Volution," Anberlin originally "Audrey, Start The Revolution"
Volution = a rolling or rotating motion
Penelope Beckinsale
"Audrey's Tart, The Revolution," Anberlin originally "Audrey, Start The Revolution"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Ava Lon," Roxy Music originally "Avalon"
MOR
"Ave Marisa," Traditional originally "Ave Maria"
Naomi Swanson
"Ave Marina," Traditional originally "Ave Maria"
Naomi Swanson
"Thea Venue," Cowboy Mouth originally "The Avenue"
Renee Keener
"A Venue Sand Alleyways," Tony Christie originally "Avenues And Alleyways"
Doug Wells
"A Wake In A Dream," The Critters originally "Awake In A Dream"
Yvette Bristle
"Awake In Ad Ream," The Critters originally "Awake In A Dream"
Yvette Bristle
"A Wake In Ad Ream," The Critters originally "Awake In A Dream"
Yvette Bristle
"A Wake Soon," Sarah Slean originally "Awake Soon"
Yvette Bristle
"A Way From The Sun," 3 Doors Down originally "Away From The Sun"
Toni Minot
"Away In A.M. Anger," Traditional originally "Away In A Manger"
When kids wake you up too early on Christmas morn?
Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Ax Elf," Crazy Frog originally "Axel F"
Natalie Portmanteau Word
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