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Fun Music Information -> Jennifer Lopez

Album cover parody of On The 6 by Jennifer Lopez
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This is the most recent information about Jennifer Lopez that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Jennifer Lopez, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

 
 

Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

J-Lo feat. Ja Rule, J-Lo and Ja Rule, J.Lo, Jennifer Lopez feat. LL Cool J

Jokes:

She is called jennifer lopez because she is so low.
Submitted by: DAVE
 

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: J. Lo. Submitted by: SusanG

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Yasmin - Submitted by: heather
  • Ariana - My name is Ariana and Jennifer Lopez`s child is Ariana. It`s just so cool that people name their kids after famous people's kids. Submitted by: Ariana
  • Cresmunella Zupzaf Lopez Diddy - What a weird f***ed up name (aka Czld). Submitted by: Sneolvur Ørvarodd

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Wedding Planner, Angel Eyes, Enough"and some others I can't think of right now... AWESOME actress! - flipside

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Jenny From The Block"Jenny is often a shortened name for Jennifer. - nally

Former Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Jennifer Lopez""Legal Office "She worked in a legal office while attending college and taking dance classes prior to her windfall of success. - Below Average Dave

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Jenny From The Blog""Jenny From The Block"Ron N. O'Connor
"I'm Fake""I'm Real"weirdkid106
"Get Bite""Get Right"Hnin Pwint
"Get Tight""Get Right"Andrew Darwitan
"Let's Fight""Get Right"Andrew Darwitan

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Who Can It Be Now?," Men At Work"Jenny From The Block," Jennifer Lopez
"Got To Be Real," Cheryl Lynn"I'm Real," Jennifer Lopez
"The Joker (That's What They Call Me)," The Hilltoppers"I'm Not That Serious," Jennifer Lopez
"Who Are You?," The Who"Jenny From The Block," Jennifer Lopez
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Lay" originally "Play"
Rachel
"Ain't I Funny" originally "Ain't It Funny"
Karen Smith
"Ply" originally "Play"
Serafina
"Pay" originally "Play"
Serafina
"Jenny From The Lock" originally "Jenny From The Block"
Carla Jorgensen

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Own The Floor" originally "On The Floor"
Alyssa Jayne
"Won The Floor" originally "On The Floor"
Alyssa Jayne
"Fresh Out Of The Coven" originally "Fresh Out Of The Oven"
She might seem that way sometimes.
Karen Smith
"I'm Regal" originally "I'm Real"
Tara Gilmer
"If You Had My Glove" originally "If You Had My Love"
Then I would hate to have one freezing hand!
D-Boz

Change a Letter:

"Jenna From The Block" originally "Jenny From The Block"
Serafina
"Jenny From The Clock" originally "Jenny From The Block"
Explaining why the clock wasn't working?
Peter
"Slay" originally "Play"
Larry
"Or The Floor" originally "On The Floor"
Alyssa Jayne
"On The Flood" originally "On The Floor"
Alyssa Jayne

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"First Love""Cursed Gloves"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Waiting For Tonight""Wailing Through The Night"Matthias
"Waiting for Tonight""Waking Up On Time"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Waiting for Tonight""Ready for the Fight"Nixon Lee
"If You Had My Love""If You Steal My Glove"Daparodysong
"Waiting For Tonight""Brady Bunch Tonight"Arwen
"Love Don't Cost A Thing""(I'll Admit:) All My Players Stink"Rocky Mak
"Waiting for Tonight""Visit Me Tonight"Below Average Dave
"Let's Get Loud""Let's Get Large"Invisible Boy
"Hold It Don't Drop It""Hamburger Hell"Rex Ungericht

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Too LateClocks Or WatchesBlue
PlayMusic Request ShowNuGGaH
Jenny From The BlockJenny Jones Television AdNuGGaH

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Let's Get LoudClinic for the Hearing Impairedbeen_a_son
Love Don't Cost A ThingBrothel or Mustang RanchPayne
Waiting For TonightProstitute HotlineLarcen Tyler
Come OverThe Virgin HotlineFrank
I'm RealPlastic SurgeonPudding girl
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Work Bitch
   Britney Spears
On The Floor
   Jennifer Lopez
Work Bitch On The Floor
Woah! That is some obvious stuff right here!
William
True Love
   Glenn Frey
Love Don't Cost A Thing
   Jennifer Lopez
True Love Don't Cost A Thing
Serafina
867-5309 (Jenny)
   Tommy Tutone
Jenny From The Block
   Jennifer Lopez
867-5309 (Jenny From The Block)
Ed
Poor Jenny
   The Everly Brothers
Jenny From The Block
   Jennifer Lopez
Poor Jenny From The Block
Poor in spite of all her "big rocks"!
Amber Malone
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

LL Cool J-Lo
LL Cool J combined with Jennifer Lopez
Since the second performer is often referred to by her abbreviated name
Submitted By: Danielle

Misheard Lyrics:

"Ain't Your Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm cooking all day, I ate your mama
Original Lyrics:
I ain't gon' be cooking all day, I ain't your mama
"Waiting for Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
From all of Montana the Cheers that I've tried
Original Lyrics:
From all of my sadness the tears that I've cried
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you can win my heart, if you was in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Then you could win my heart, and get what's in my heart
"Ain't It Funny?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A story: loca... enamorada... de ti...
Original Lyrics:
Estoy... loca... enamorada... de ti...
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Ain't Your Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm cooking all day, I ate your mama
Original Lyrics:
I ain't gon' be cooking all day, I ain't your mama

Story about this misheard lyric by: Sarah

Imagine your girlfriend come up to you and tell you she ate your mama, or otherwise: "I hate your mama". Nice, eh?

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Waitin For Tonight"
Better Lyrics:
Waiting for my ride oooooh
When he will be here with my car
Waiting for my ride oooooh
What could poss'bly be takin so long
Waiting for my ride
Original Lyrics:
Waiting for tonight oooooh
When you will be here in my arms
Waiting for tonight oooooh
I dreamed of this moment so long
Waiting for tonight
Submitted by: crys
"Love Don't Cost a Thing"
Better Lyrics:
My songs don't mean a thing
Original Lyrics:
My love don't cost a thing
Submitted by: Andrea

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"All I Have"
The Funny Lyrics:
So much time you wasted
That's why I had to replace you
Why They're Funny:
Apart from making a man seem like a battery or something to be swapped, Jenny seemed to sound brainless down to a T there...
Submitted by: Sara
 

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Jenny From the Block"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
Used to have a little, now I have a lot.
No matter where I go, I know where I came from (the Bronx!).
Why They're Repetitive:
Make it stop.
Submitted by: lebeiw15
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"I'm Real"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And when I'm feeling sexy
Who's gonna comfort me?
Why They're Nonsensical:
Why do you need to be comforted when you feel sexy? Normally when I feel sexy I don't want comfort. I think what she wants is to get it on!
Submitted by: Sarah Ann Costello
 

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Jenny From The Block"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I'm in control, I'm loving it
Why They're Insincere:
Yeah, in control with the help of a myriad of lyricists, big-name producers, fashion designers, cosmetic manufacturers, make-up artists...the list can go on. Let them slap her up and style her to be what the whole world sees. Frankly, the only control Jennifer has is over how much money she spends and how many men she decides to go out with/marry and split up with.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
The Insincere Lyrics:
You think you gotta keep me iced
You don't
You think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing
Think I wanna drive your Benz
I don't
If I wanna floss I got my own
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing
Why They're Insincere:
Are we to believe J-Lo would date Puff Daddy, who was her boyfriend then and is now P. Diddy, if he made only $5.15 an hour?
Submitted by: man_on_autopilot
There are additional insincere lyrics available.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Dear Ben"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
A manifestation of my my dreams...
About a million different things.
Why They're Misrhymed:
That's just not a a rhyme, J. Lo!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
"Still"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
When I just wanted some attention
God, i'm sorry baby for bitchin'
Why They're Misrhymed:
Yea.....no...no...no...no..that doesnt rhyme...i guess computers generators arn't flawless
Submitted by: Frank

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Think I'm gonna drive your Benz, I won't.
If I wanna floss, I got my own
Why They're Inappropriate:
These two lines essentially have nothing to do with each other.
Submitted by: Lexi Smith
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Let's Get Loud"
The Song Lyrics:
You gotta do it
Go, where you wanna go
Song They Mention:
"Go Where You Wanna Go" by The 5th Dimension (written by John Phillips of the Mamas & Papas).
Submitted by: nally
"Let's Get Loud"
The Song Lyrics:
Be what you wanna be,
Make no excuses.
Song They Mention:
"No Excuses" - Alice In Chains
Submitted by: nally
There are additional Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"I've Been Thin King" originally "I've Been Thinking"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Hook Ed On You" originally "Hooked On You"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"A In Tit Funny" originally "Ain't It Funny"
Is Lopez' tit funny?
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Tool Ate" originally "Too Late"
Always remarkable when tools eat!
Submitted by: Linda Radnil

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"My Love Don't Cost a Thing."
The Lyrics:
My Love Don't Cost a Thing.
Why:
It should be "My Love DOESN'T Cost a Thing".
Submitted by: Steve
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Frozen Jeep: Nil Submitted by: Joe
The best I could do with her name.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Dim Gal" originally "I'm Glad"
Submitted by: Nick
"Bare End" originally "Dear Ben"
Submitted by: Joe
"Bend Ear" originally "Dear Ben"
Submitted by: Joe
"Ban Deer" originally "Dear Ben"
Submitted by: Joe
"Bear Den" originally "Dear Ben"
Not quite a sponnerism, as "ea" changes its sound.
Submitted by: Joe

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Beer Den" originally "Dear Ben"
Submitted by: Don Corleona Lewis

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Love Don't Cost A Thing"
2003 movie with Nick Cannon and Christina Milian
Submitted by: flipside

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