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Fun Music Information -> Robbie Williams
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This is the most recent information about Robbie Williams that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Robbie Williams, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Robbie Williams + Queen, Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman, Robbie Williams & Frank Sinatra, Robbbie WilliamsMusic Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Robert Peter Williams. Submitted by: A
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Rancid Willy. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Good Doctor" | "Robert Williams take one adoral with water in the morning" lol he mentioned his real name!! 8D - Linturiikki |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Rude C***s" | "Rudebox" | gangster |
| "Shock DJ" | "Rock DJ" | KooKooDee |
| "Miss Paddy Wood" | "Misunderstood" | Ellen Rooney |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes?," George Jones | "Me And My Monkey," Robbie Williams | |
| "Who Let The Dogs Out?," Baha Men | "Me And My Monkey," Robbie Williams | |
| "My Team," Mac Miller | "Angels," Robbie Williams | |
| "How Often," Babyface | "Often," Robbie Williams | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Advertising Pace" originally "Advertising Space"
Lori Sifferan
"Me And My Money" originally "Me And My Monkey"
Wendy Torrance
"No Egrets" originally "No Regrets"
Egret = (usually whitish) type of heron
Daphne Fairhope
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Make Me Purge" originally "Make Me Pure"
Shelley Potts
"Not Of This Hearth" originally "Not Of This Earth"
Amy Grunt
"Snot Of This Earth" originally "Not Of This Earth"
Amy Grunt
"Advertising Spacek" originally "Advertising Space"
As in Sissy Spacek
Naomi Swanson
Change a Letter:
"Me And My Donkey" originally "Me And My Monkey"
Now it's about a different animal.
Edward
"Angelo" originally "Angels"
Serafina
"Angela" originally "Angels"
Serafina
"Make Me Purr" originally "Make Me Pure"
Only if you're a cat, obviously.
Hilary Duffelbag
"Make Me Puce" originally "Make Me Pure"
Puce = a purplish brown color
Shelley Potts
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Millennium" | "Poor Requiem" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Love My Life" | "Love My Cat" | The Parody Author |
| "Angels" | "Strangers" | Glynn Leaney |
| "Feel" | "Feel" | Glynn Leaney |
| "She's the One" | "Freezer Gun" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Let Me Entertain You" | "I'll Defenestrate You" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Millennium" | "The Mascot Fan" | Chris Pherson |
| "Candy" | "Disney" | JJ Lucia-wright |
| "Candy" | "Party (from 'LOTR:OMG!')" | Wendy Christopher |
| "South Of The Border" | "That Girl from Romania" | Mariana Hanks |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Let Me Entertain You | "Entertainment Tonight" | Zach |
| Radio | Any radio station | Andrew Darwitan |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Rock DJ | Classical Music Radio Station | KooKooDee |
| Old Before I Die | Nursing Home | Drewzi |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| The Long and Winding Road The Beatles | The Road To Mandalay Robbie Williams | The Long And Winding Road To Mandalay | Nancy |
| Let Love Be Your Energy Robbie Williams | Strangelove Depeche Mode | Let Strangelove Be Your Energy | Alicia Sturdivant |
| Have You Met Miss Jones Robbie Williams | Gangsta's Paradise Coolio | Have You Met Miss Jones in Gangsta's Paradise? | Rocky Mak |
| Let Love Be Your Energy Robbie Williams | Lithium Nirvana | Let Lithium Be Your Energy Just like a battery... | Jizzo |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Montell Williams
Montell Jordan combined with Robbie Williams
Two popular 90s acts combine to form the name of a famous talk show host from the same time frame (albeit with a double L for his first name instead of a single L)
Submitted By: Cody Finke
Misheard Lyrics:
"Strong"
Misheard Lyrics: Euro
Original Lyrics: You're wrong
| "Angels"
Misheard Lyrics: And as the feeling grows,
She brings flesh to my balls Original Lyrics: And as the feeling grows,
She brings flesh to my bones |
"Millennium"
Misheard Lyrics: Before we forego
Original Lyrics: Before we fall down
| "Angels"
Misheard Lyrics: At Chick-fil-A
Original Lyrics: I sit and wait
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Eternity"
Misheard Lyrics: Picked a star before we lost the moo
Original Lyrics: Picked a star before we lost the moon
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I kept thinking they lost something about a cow. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Party Like A Russian"
The Funny Lyrics: Party like a Russian
End of discussion Dance like it got concussion, oh Put a doll inside a doll Party like a Russian Disco seduction Party like a Russian, oh Have it like an oligarch Why They're Funny: Because he sings about Russia and Russian culture! No more anti-russian sanctions!
Submitted by: Tagir
| "No Regrets"
The Funny Lyrics: I didn't lose my mind it was mine to give away
Why They're Funny: Very funny because it implies he has given his mind away
Submitted by: Lauren
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Candy"
The Repetitive Lyrics: What are you doing it for? x9
Why They're Repetitive: How many times do you need to ask a question? Have you got palilalia or something?
Submitted by: Sheogorath
| "Road to Mandalay"
The Repetitive Lyrics: badda da da da da bum bum bum bu dum...
Why They're Repetitive: good song marred only the Endless repetition of these bbbs.. sounds like robbie got writers block!
Submitted by: Judi
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| There are additional repetitive lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Feel"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I don't wanna die
But I ain't keen on living either Why They're Nonsensical: You either live or die. Plus, everyone has to die at some stage.
Submitted by: Dongquan
| "Feel"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: There's a hole in my soul
You can see it in my face It's a real big place Why They're Nonsensical: The songwriter must've been smoking something awful to come up with this.
Submitted by: Not Celeste
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| There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. | |
Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Rock DJ"
The Insincere Lyrics: I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice Why They're Insincere: I don't know which is the most insincere: Robbie claiming he doesn't want to 'rock' to this song that is about as rock as I am a six-foot duck on roller skates or the fact that the song itself is not only a misnomer because of this but also contains some really mortifying instances of Robbie attempting to be rapper supremo over some shoddy synthetic instrumentation that is enough to make Backstreet Boys look like gangster rappers? Hmm...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Something Beautiful"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: You can't manufacture a miracle
The silence was pitiful Why They're Misrhymed: Miracle and pitiful don't rhyme!
Submitted by: sonikal
| "Let Me Entertain You"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear Shake your asse come over here Now scream, I'm a burning effigy of everything I used to be You're my rock of empathy, my dear Why They're Misrhymed: 'Dear' isn't suppossed to rhyme with 'scream', you idiot. It's suppossed to rhyme with the start duh!!! And Robbie Williams is great!!!!
Submitted by: louise
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| There are additional misrhymed lyrics available. | |
Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Karma Killer"
The Insulting Lyrics: Needless to say, I guess you know I hate you
you're so full of sin, even the devil hates you I hope you choke on your Bacardi and Coke Why They're Insulting: Ooooh! That'll leave a mark!
Submitted by: finespirit001
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Rock Dj"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Pimpin' ain't easy
Most of them fleece me every night Pimpin' ain't easy But if you're selling it, it's all right Why They're Inappropriate: I was torn between putting this either here or in the 'Funny Lyrics' section [come on, can anyone imagine rubber-faced egotistical Robbie pimping? Given the chance he would pimp himself] but then I realised that this bridge sticks out like a sore thumb from the rest of the song purely because of this: how can a song about partying and 'rocking out' suddenly switch to professed pimping? Then again, come to think about it, the rest of the song doesn't make any more sense...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "Radio"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Ouch! Ouch!
Why They're Inappropriate: I love the song, but I just cannot work out what ouch ouch has got to do with listening to the radio!
Submitted by: sonikal
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Millienium"
The Dated Lyrics: We've got stars directing our fate
And we're praying its not too late 'Cause we know we're falling from grace Millenium Why They're Dated: Actually, the whole song's dated- we're well into the new millienium (I guess it is "too late" then).
Submitted by: tina a
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Strong"
The Lyrics: Every morning when I wake up, I look like KISS but without the make-up
Who They Mention: KISS
Submitted by: Melmac
| "Me and my monkey"
The Lyrics: So I watched Pay-Per-View
And polish my shoes and my gun Stickin' on Kurt Cobain sing about Lithium Who They Mention: Kurt Cobain
Submitted by: Bere
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| There are additional celebrity lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"One of God's Better People"
Opening Lines: You're one of God's better people, and you don't know, that's why you're special
Comments: This is the final song of "The Ego Has Landed" album. Watch out for a hidden poem at 13:30.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
| "Lazy Days"
Opening Lines: :Lazy days, Calling to you
Comments: Submitted by: Rocky Mak
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Keep On"
The Made Up Words: Wing chang with the ching ching ting tong's tong ting, Dingadingdongadongadong... etc.
Comments: XDXDXD this song is so "Wu tang with the bling bling"!!!! XDXD
Submitted by: Lintufriikki
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Scary Song Lyrics:
"Karma Killer"
The Lyrics: Needless to say
I guess you know I hate you You're so full of sin Even the devil rates you I hope you choke On your Bacardi and Coke Why: Wishing ill fate on someone is sick, but seeing that he resented Nigel Martin-Smith, the manager of Take That so badly, it's now understandable. That's not the first song Robbie taken shots at him.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
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Song Title Space Change:
"Of Ten" originally "Often"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Advertising's Pace" originally "Advertising Space"
Submitted by: American Idle
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Shame"
The Lyrics: Well there's three versions of this story, mine and yours and then the truth
Why: Well there's three versions......should be Well there are three versions
Submitted by: Hilary
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Band Name Anagrams:
A Bimbo Will Rise Submitted by: Josh
Song Title Anagrams:
"Fist On Hot Earth" originally "Not Of This Earth"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"In Soft Hot Earth" originally "Not Of This Earth"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"No Shift To Earth" originally "Not Of This Earth"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Tote A Fish North" originally "Not Of This Earth"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"A Hot Rotten Fish" originally "Not Of This Earth"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Knutsford City Limits"
The Lyrics: London's got its gimmicks
And New York's had its minute But Knutsford's city limits Will never change. Why: London, New York. Knutsford is is a town and civil parish within the Borough of Macclesfield, Cheshire, England, located south-west of Manchester and north-west of Macclesfield.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
| "The Road to Mandalay"
The Lyrics: Everything I touched was golden
Everything I left got broken On the road to Mandalay Why: Mandalay is the second largest city in Myanmar (Burma).
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
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Songs That Are Banned:
"Come Undone"
Not only for sexual contents, nudity and violence, but disgusting insects coming out of actresses
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
Song Title Acrostics:
NOTE: "Not Of This Earth"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
ID: "It's De-lovely"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
MAMM: "Me & My Monkey"
He's rude to call his mum a monkey!
Submitted by: pickle
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Meter Ban" originally "Better Man"
Submitted by: Dongquan
"Daisy Lays" originally "Lazy Days"
Submitted by: B1982
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Party Like A Russian"
The Lyrics: (Spasibo)
Why: "Spasibo" (Спасибо) is Thank you from Russian
Submitted by: Tagir
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Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Please Don't Die"
The Lyrics: If you die before I leave
What on Earth Becomes of Me? Look around, there's no one here To love me And hold me Why: The song in itself is about the paranoia of losing someone you hold very dearly, but the song is in C major? A bit inappropriate, really.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
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Performers with Handicaps:
"Multiple Addictions, Depression, Alcoholism..."
His list of problems reads like a criminal record. Battle with alcohol, substance abuse and depression had been his problem ever since his days in Take That. He recently was in rehab again for addiction on antidepressant Seroxat.
He is known by his friends to be paranoid, especially for worrying a concert becoming a flop.
He is known by his friends to be paranoid, especially for worrying a concert becoming a flop.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
Hidden Tracks:
"Hello Sir"
A hidden track after "Baby Girl Window" on his debut album "Life Thru a Lens", where he tells a poem that takes a dig at one of his former teachers.
Submitted by: Hunter Sullivan
"Dickhead"
From the final track of Rudebox album, Summertime.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Save The Children/I Tried Love"
First one was about the state of society, second one was just talking about a boring girlfriend. here are the answers to some of his questions.
Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true?
False
Did Sooty sleep with Sue?
No
What are the holes in Biros for?
To hold the ball that rolls ink onto the piece of paper
Which one's which in "The Corrs"?
Jim Corr is the guitarist, keyboarder and accordion player
Sharon Corr is the violinist
Andrea Corr is the lead singer and tin whistle player
Caroline Corr is the drummer/percussionist
Did Geoff Hurst really score
With Hawk Eye nowadays, it was determined that he did NOT score that contentious goal. It will stand in record, but it really doesn't... not that it alters the final result.
Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true?
False
Did Sooty sleep with Sue?
No
What are the holes in Biros for?
To hold the ball that rolls ink onto the piece of paper
Which one's which in "The Corrs"?
Jim Corr is the guitarist, keyboarder and accordion player
Sharon Corr is the violinist
Andrea Corr is the lead singer and tin whistle player
Caroline Corr is the drummer/percussionist
Did Geoff Hurst really score
With Hawk Eye nowadays, it was determined that he did NOT score that contentious goal. It will stand in record, but it really doesn't... not that it alters the final result.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Stand Your Ground/Stalker's Day Off"
From These Dreams, the final track of "I've Been Expecting You".
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
Hidden Messages:
"The Road to Mandalay"
(Note this only applies to the version which appeares on the album Sing When You're Winning). On this song, everything seems fine. But after the song has "finished", leave the song playing for another 25 minutes and you will hear Robbie say "No, i'm not doing one on this album". This was a reference to people that possibly were expecting a hidden track to fulfill that slot.
Submitted by: Lee
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Being Mistaken For Robin Williams"
When Robin was announced dead, music fans thought it was Robbie.
Submitted by: mads.
Movies Named After Song Titles:
"Millennium"
1989 sci-fi movie with Kris Kristofferson
Submitted by: Kelly Black
Missing Parts:
"Song 3"
Blur has Song 2, Robbie has Song 3, where is 1?
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"Strong"
The Lyrics: And if this real, 'cause I feel fake
Oprah Winfrey, Ricki Lake Teach me thing I don't need to know Why: Oprah, Ricki Lake are both talk shows.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
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