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Fun Music Information -> LL Cool J

Album cover parody of Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J
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Band Name Origins:

  • Ladies Love Cool James. On an interview many moons ago, as he came on the scence Submitted by: Dave

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: James Todd Smith . Submitted by: Jac

Also known as: James Smith. Submitted by: Valencia

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Italia - This is a very pretty name that I love. Submitted by: CHRISTINE
  • Nina Simone Smith - LL Cool J's oldest daughter's name is Nina Simone. She is very beautiful. Submitted by: sean
  • Najee - About his son, his eldest child, Najee, he notes: "I didn't make him a junior, because I want him to exist on this planet as his own being and not be burdened by sharing my name. He'll have a totally different upbringing from mine." I kinda like the name Najee, but then there's something weird about it. It's still cute at the same time. Submitted by: Victoria
  • Naji - Submitted by: CATRECIA
  • Najee - Submitted by: Kenia
  • Unique Smith - She is just like her name. I admire LL Cool J for giving his daughter a name that fits her exactly. And by the way, as I keep trying to tell you, LL Cool J's real first name is JOE, not James. Submitted by: Aaerni
  • Samaria - Submitted by: Eric Andrews

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"She's Got Nothing On (But The Radio)," Roxette"I Can't Live Without My Radio," LL Cool J
"Where Are We Going?," Remy Shand"Goin' Back To Cali," LL Cool J
"To The Aisle," The Five Satins"Down The Aisle," LL Cool J
"The Takedown," Yellowcard"Mama Said Knock You Out," LL Cool J
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"I've Hanged" originally "I've Changed"
What did you hang?
Peter
"I Can't Lie Without My Radio" originally "I Can't Live Without My Radio"
Lucy Crosland

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"That's A Lime" originally "That's A Lie"
Dyan Cannonball

Change a Letter:

"I've Charged" originally "I've Changed"
Alina
"I Can't Give Without My Radio" originally "I Can't Live Without My Radio"
Eac Zeffron
"I Can't Love Without My Radio" originally "I Can't Live Without My Radio"
We do hope LL Cool J is kidding about that!
Eac Zeffron

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"You Can't Dance""You Can't Play"Matthias
"Phenomenon""Something Fishy is Going On"Below Average Dave
"Paradise""Symbolise"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Control Myself""Patrol The Pool"Blaydeman
"I'm That Type of Guy""You're That Type of Guy"Michael Pacholek

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Mama Said Knock You OutBoxing IndustryBooBoo Kitty
ParadiseAdvertisement For A CruiseAnna
Mama Said Knock You OutFemale Boxing Matchcrazydon

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Mama Said Knock You OutUnited AirlinesEvan
Mama Said Knock You OutUnited AirlinesEvan
Who Do You Love?Relationship Counselling lady cutie
Mama Said Knock You OutChild Daycare CenterEd
Mama Said Knock You OutChild Abuse HelplineEd
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
You Found Me
   The Fray
Around The Way Girl
   LL Cool J
You Found Me Around The Way Girl
Edward
Hot Mama
   Trace Adkins
Mama Said Knock You Out
   LL Cool J
Hot Mama Said Knock You Out
crazydon
Mama Said Knock You Out
   LL Cool J
Outside
   Staind
Mama Said Knock You Outside
Ed
Mama Said Knock You Out
   LL Cool J
Wipe Out
   Surfaris
Mama Said Wipe You Out
I'm suing you for every penny you've got!
Ed
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

LL Cool J-Lo
LL Cool J combined with Jennifer Lopez
Since the second performer is often referred to by her abbreviated name
Submitted By: Danielle
LL Cool PJ Harvey
LL Cool J combined with PJ Harvey
Submitted By: Chris Caldwell
LL Coolio J
LL Cool J combined with Coolio
Submitted By: Dak

Misheard Lyrics:

"Jingling Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chicken wing baby
Original Lyrics:
They're jingling, baby.
"Headsprung"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me big L.A. Used to date Shelly. Now I date Freddy.
Original Lyrics:
They call me Big L'y, big Silly, big money, big billy
"Going Back To Cali"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said she likes the old sh*t
Original Lyrics:
She said she likes the ocean
"I'm Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a puncher or a hunter from a rap cool large(?)
Original Lyrics:
Not a punter or a hunter from a raccoon lodge
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Around The Way Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Perm in your hair or even a curly beave.
Original Lyrics:
Perm in your hair or even a curly weave.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Dave

I thought ll was singing profanity, until I saw the lyrics one day and figured out it was me who had the dirty mind.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"I'm Bad"
The Funny Lyrics:
Forget Oreo's, eat Cool J cookies
Why They're Funny:
Implies that he named a cookie after himself...but what do they taste like?
Submitted by: A. Guy
 

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"lougin (who do you love remix)"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Who do you love? Are you for sure? x 8
Why They're Repetitive:
how many times do you have to repeat this question in the song!! i know one thing- i dont love you and thats for sure!
Submitted by: Sexi Inga
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Loungin'"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
But she wanna make love all night long,
I'm gone!
Why They're Nonsensical:
You're gone? Wouldn't you rather stay?!!! Is she really that ugly that you don't wanna stay?
Submitted by: Keeke
"I've Changed"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
The voicemail that you left me was scoldin
Hot enough to burn a hole in a cauldron
Why They're Nonsensical:
...Or anything else for that matter if it's so scolding. Why specifically a cauldron? Ah, for rhyming reasons. And who would've thought LL would be the cauldron type? I know he isn't that renowned for his lyrical expertise but some of the stuff he comes up with is enough to send one's head reeling.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Going Back To Cali"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I'm going back to Cali,
Cali, Cali, I'm going back to Cali.
Huh I don't think so.
Why They're Insincere:
I wish he would make up his mind.
Submitted by: Celeste
"I Need Love"
The Insincere Lyrics:
You can scratch my back, we'll get cozy and huddle
I'll lay down my jacket so you can walk over a puddle
Why They're Insincere:
The jacket gimmick just doesn't work when your in the city and not in 16th century England. Plus back scratching is not romantic at all.
Submitted by: rapster

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Mama Say Knock You Out"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I gotta thank God
Cause he gave me the strength to rock hard!
Why They're Misrhymed:
God and hard don't rhyme, if you listen to when ll Cool J says the line, he pronounces 'hard' like 'hod' so that it does somewhat.
Submitted by: Aman Virdy
"Paradise"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I'll take you to paradise
'paradise is very nice'
Why They're Misrhymed:
come on how tacky is that!!
Submitted by: Toni

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag..."
The Dirty Lyrics:
Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Gettin' Crushed by Buildings
Why They're Dirty:
I did not realize this song was dirty when I was a kid. He actually says before the song starts, "The art of makin' love..." I'm surprised there is not more Hip-Hop and R&B on this site.
Submitted by: LiLac22281
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Rock The Bells"
The Lyrics:
This ain't the glory days of Bruce Springsteen
I know I'm not a virgin, so I know I'll make madonna scream
Who They Mention:
Bruce Springsteen and Madonna
Submitted by: Mikethemechanic
 

Song Title Space Change:

"The Boom In System" originally "The Boomin' System"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Do I Nit?" originally "Doin' It"
For your sake I hope not!
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
"Do In It" originally "Doin' It"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Song Title Anagrams:

"Vet Eyed Rat" originally "Dear Yvette"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Read, Yvette!" originally "Dear Yvette"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Dry Eve Tate" originally "Dear Yvette"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Arty Eve, Ted!" originally "Dear Yvette"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"At Every Ted" originally "Dear Yvette"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Onomatopoeia in Lyrics:

"Mama Said Knock You Out"
The Lyrics:
Listen to the bass go boom!
Why:
That sounds like an explosion.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"NAACP Image Awards"
LL Cool J was honored at the NAACP Image Awards as outstanding actor in a drama series for CBS' "NCIS: Los Angeles". He dedicated his trophy to fellow nominee Michael Clarke Duncan, the "Green Mile" actor that died last year.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Catching an Intruder"
Recently, rapper LL Cool J was surprised by noises in his kitchen around 1am in the morning only to discover an unknown man in his home who then rushed him. LL Cool J delivered a broken nose and jaw to the man who was a transient that had just walked into his home (probably scavenging for food) and suffered the consequences. The unidentified intruder is being treated in the hospital for his injuries. It is not clear if LL Cool J pressed charges or not (TMZ)...
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

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