Fun Music Information -> Tom Waits

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Music Jokes:

TOM WAITS FOR NO MAN

Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Strange Offspring Names:

  • Kelliesimone - An interesting choice to merge two names that would otherwise be separated. Submitted by: Eric Andrews

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Coffee and Cigarettes, Domino"Great acting, played parts that fit him well - Jeffrey DeVilliers

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Ol' '55""Broke CD Drive"Chris Pollman
"Little Drop Of Poison""Little Drop Of Soy Sauce"Chris Pollman
"Clap Hands""Man Hands"Chris Kilo
"Hang Down Your Head""Goodbye, K-Fed"Chris Kilo
"Downtown Train""Retail Chain"Chris Kilo
"Downtown Train""Retail Chain"Chris
"The Piano Has Been Drinking""The Computer Has Been Drinking"sloatead
"Martha""Mothra"AGP the English G

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Earth Died ScreamingEnvironmental Protection AgencyGreg Boize

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Tom Waits for No One
Tom Waits combined with No One
Submitted By: hamburger456

Misheard Lyrics:

"Little Drop of Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
They all have ways
To make you pee.
Original Lyrics:
They all have ways
To make you pay.
"Sixteen Shells From A Thirty-Ought-Six"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna wheel you into Canada.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna whittle you into kindling.
"Sins Of My Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna take the sins of my brother
Down to the pawn.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna take the sins of my brother
Down to the pond.
"Kommienezuspadt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and eat some spade.
Original Lyrics:
Kommienezuspadt
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Sins Of My Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna take the sins of my brother
Down to the pawn.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna take the sins of my brother
Down to the pond.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Keith

I've been singing along with this song for a while now. I assumed he was taking the sins of his father, mother, and brother down to the pawn shop to 'cash in' on all of his family's sins for personal gain. At the end of the song he sing 'I'm gonna wash them'. When I started thinking about that line, the pawn shop didn't make quite as much sense. I looked up the correct lyrics and it's like when a 3D stereogram comes into focus...oh, now I see.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis"
The Lyrics:
and I still have that record
of Little Anthony & the Imperials
but someone stole my record player
now how do you like that?
Who They Mention:
Little Anthony & the Imperials
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
"A Sweet Little Bullet from a Pretty Blue Gun"
The Lyrics:
I'd rather die before I wake like Marilyn Monroe,
And you can throw my dreams out in the street
Who They Mention:
Marilyn Monroe
Submitted by: Tania WYEP

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Frank's Wild Years" Length: 1:34
One of Tom Wait's "story" songs where the lyrics are spoken
Submitted by: Ra'akone
 
 
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