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Fun Music Information -> Cracker
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Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Teen Angst (What the World Needs Now)" | Dan sings "What the world needs now" several times, but never says "teen angst". - Brian Kelly |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Jean Angst" | "Teen Angst" | Nell Allen |
| "Green Angst" | "Teen Angst" | Nell Allen |
| "Useless Stuff" | "Useless Fluff" | Bruce Curb |
| "You're A Rash Girl" | "Euro-Trash Girl" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
| "Smell This" | "Get Off This" | newrock |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Euro Trash Girl," | No girl is literally made of trash. | Lefty Lucy |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Useless Tuff" originally "Useless Stuff"
Samantha Wayland
"I Ate My Generation" originally "I Hate My Generation"
Lucy Crosland
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Plow" originally "Low"
Ted Danson The Night Away
"Another Song About The Drain" originally "Another Song About The Rain"
Jessica Childress
"Another Song About The Train" originally "Another Song About The Rain"
Jessica Childress
"Another Song About The Brain" originally "Another Song About The Rain"
Jessica Childress
"Glow" originally "Low"
Erica Tetralix
There are additional Cracker song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Lop" originally "Low"
Cassandra
"Log" originally "Low"
Oliver South
"Lob" originally "Low"
Samantha Wayland
"Sow" originally "Low"
Naomi Swanson
"Lot" originally "Low"
Naomi Swanson
There are additional Cracker song titles with a letter changed available.
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Feel So Box Car Racer | Low Cracker | I Feel So Low | gumdrop |
| Low Cracker | Pressure Billy Joel | Low Pressure | Rachel |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Polly Warner Cracker
Polly Brown; Warner Mack combined with Cracker
Get it? Polly-want-a-cracker (a parrot's typical catchphrase)! I had to use three music acts (two soloists, one band) to get this.
Submitted By: Thomas Foolery
Uncle Cracker
Uncle Kracker combined with Cracker
Combined Band name is corrected spelling of first!
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Larry Graham Cracker
Larry Graham combined with Cracker
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Joe Crocker
Joe Cocker combined with Cracker
Submitted By: Sutch
There are additional Cracker Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Low"
Misheard Lyrics: Like B&O
Original Lyrics: Like being low
| "Low"
Misheard Lyrics: Like being alone
Original Lyrics: Like being low
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"Low"
Misheard Lyrics: Hey, hey, like being slow
Original Lyrics: Hey, hey, like being stoned
| "Another Song About The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics: Wind of fate, his pride must lose.
Original Lyrics: Wind of fate has pried us loose.
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| There are additional Cracker misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"New Folk Singer"
Misheard Lyrics: What the world needs now
is a new folk singer Like gahndi, I'm holding my head Original Lyrics: What the world needs now
is a new folk singer Like I need a hole in my head |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Peter Taylor I use these kinds of example in my Concepts of Communications class at Grand Valley State University in Michigan when we talk about 'interference' 'language' etc. Thanks for the effort for a site like this |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Teen Angst"
The Funny Lyrics: 'Cause what the world needs now is another folk singer
Like I need a hole in my head Why They're Funny: You DO need a hole in the head, to breathe. (It should really be "another" hole in my head, but that wouldn't fit the rhythm. Yes, I've heard it said both ways, but I always found this version of the expression funny.)
Submitted by: David Shobe
| "Low"
The Funny Lyrics: Hey, don't you wanna go down, like some junkie cosmonaut?
Why They're Funny: I wonder what the Russian space program thinks of this.
Submitted by: George Morris
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| There are additional Cracker Funny lyrics available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Low"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Blue blue is the sun
Brown brown is the sky Why They're Nonsensical: Uhm...last time I checked, those things aren't those respective colors. Makes me wonder what these guys were thinking when they wrote this.
Submitted by: Teddison
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Time Machine"
The Lyrics: We took our lumps and ran between the casualties
Buick full of bloody rags, and Black Flag cassettes I think I liked 'em better with Dez Cadenza[sic] Who They Mention: The band Black Flag
Guitarist Dez Cadena (name is mis-spelled in the CD lyrics insert) Submitted by: Tania WYEP
| "Friends"
The Lyrics: Now when you're on a date and you finally bring that girl home,
Put some Captain Beefheart on the stereo and you disconnect the phone I'll show up drunk and raving, and then I'll pass out on the floor Cause that's the kind of friend that you've got. Who They Mention: Captain Beefheart
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Hey Bret (You Know What Time It Is)"
The Lyrics: Trying to make a living
Playing on my SG Gibson Tending bar and sometimes selling herb Product Brand Name: SG Gibson guitar
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
| "Time Machine"
The Lyrics: We took our lumps and ran between the casualties
Buick full of bloody rags, and Black Flag cassettes I think I liked 'em better with Dez Cadenza[sic] Product Brand Name: Buick
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
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Song Title Space Change:
"Movie's Tar" originally "Movie Star"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Use Less Stuff" originally "Useless Stuff"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Band Name Anagrams:
Rec Rack Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Recreational
Song Title Anagrams:
"Owl" originally "Low"
Submitted by: Sheila Evans
"I Move Rats" originally "Movie Star"
Submitted by: Terror Reid
"I Move Arts" originally "Movie Star"
Submitted by: Terror Reid
"I Move Tars" originally "Movie Star"
Submitted by: Terror Reid
"I Move Star" originally "Movie Star"
Submitted by: Terror Reid
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Hey Bret (You Know What Time It Is)"
The Lyrics: It weren't no Eden
As cold as Sweden Like Hades in the summertime Why: Garden of Eden
Sweden Hades Submitted by: Tania WYEP
| "Yalla Yalla (Let's Go)"
The Lyrics: I had a girl, Nantucket Massachusetts
She had a lisp, but man her ass was perfect Why: Nantucket, Mass.
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
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| There are additional Cracker Real Places Mentioned in Songs available. | |
Song Title Acrostics:
GOT: "Get Off This"
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Another Wrong About The Seine" originally "Another Song About The Rain"
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"Truro Ash Girl" originally "Eurotrash Girl"
Truro= towns in England,Massachusetts& Nova Scotia
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"Truro Gash Earl" originally "Eurotrash Girl"
Truro= towns in England,Massachusetts& Nova Scotia
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Saltines
or any other cracker you like...
Submitted by: Rychendroll
