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New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Smell This""Get Off This"newrock

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Useless Tuff" originally "Useless Stuff"
Samantha Wayland
"I Ate My Generation" originally "I Hate My Generation"
Lucy Crosland

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Plow" originally "Low"
Ted Danson The Night Away
"Another Song About The Drain" originally "Another Song About The Rain"
Jessica Childress
"Another Song About The Train" originally "Another Song About The Rain"
Jessica Childress
"Another Song About The Brain" originally "Another Song About The Rain"
Jessica Childress
"Blow" originally "Low"
Erica Tetralix

There are additional Cracker song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Lop" originally "Low"
Cassandra
"Log" originally "Low"
Oliver South
"Lob" originally "Low"
Samantha Wayland
"Sow" originally "Low"
Naomi Swanson
"Lot" originally "Low"
Naomi Swanson

There are additional Cracker song titles with a letter changed available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
I Feel So
   Box Car Racer
Low
   Cracker
I Feel So Low
gumdrop

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Uncle Cracker
Uncle Kracker combined with Cracker
Combined Band name is corrected spelling of first!
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Larry Graham Cracker
Larry Graham combined with Cracker
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Joe Crocker
Joe Cocker combined with Cracker
Submitted By: Sutch
Graham Cracker
Graham Nash combined with Cracker
Submitted By: Nancy

There are additional Cracker Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Low"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, like being slow
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, like being stoned
"Another Song About The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wind of fate, his pride must lose.
Original Lyrics:
Wind of fate has pried us loose.
"Low"
Misheard Lyrics:
Being with you girl is like being alone.
Original Lyrics:
Being with you girl, like being low.
"Eurotrash Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a tattoo in Berlin
And a case of the craps.
Original Lyrics:
Got a tattoo in Berlin
And a case of the crabs.
There are additional Cracker misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"New Folk Singer"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the world needs now
is a new folk singer
Like gahndi, I'm holding my head
Original Lyrics:
What the world needs now
is a new folk singer
Like I need a hole in my head

Story about this misheard lyric by: Peter Taylor

I use these kinds of example in my Concepts of Communications class at Grand Valley State University in Michigan when we talk about 'interference' 'language' etc. Thanks for the effort for a site like this

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Low"
The Funny Lyrics:
Hey, don't you wanna go down, like some junkie cosmonaut?
Why They're Funny:
I wonder what the Russian space program thinks of this.
Submitted by: George Morris
"Teen Angst (What The World Needs Now)"
The Funny Lyrics:
What the world needs now,
is some real words of wisdom,
like la la la la la la la la la.
Why They're Funny:
Wow, that was deep.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
There are additional Cracker Funny lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Time Machine"
The Lyrics:
We took our lumps and ran between the casualties
Buick full of bloody rags, and Black Flag cassettes
I think I liked 'em better with Dez Cadenza[sic]
Who They Mention:
The band Black Flag
Guitarist Dez Cadena (name is mis-spelled in the CD lyrics insert)
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
"Friends"
The Lyrics:
Now when you're on a date and you finally bring that girl home,
Put some Captain Beefheart on the stereo and you disconnect the phone
I'll show up drunk and raving, and then I'll pass out on the floor
Cause that's the kind of friend that you've got.
Who They Mention:
Captain Beefheart
Submitted by: Tania WYEP

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Hey Bret (You Know What Time It Is)"
The Lyrics:
Trying to make a living
Playing on my SG Gibson
Tending bar and sometimes selling herb
Product Brand Name:
SG Gibson guitar
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
"Time Machine"
The Lyrics:
We took our lumps and ran between the casualties
Buick full of bloody rags, and Black Flag cassettes
I think I liked 'em better with Dez Cadenza[sic]
Product Brand Name:
Buick
Submitted by: Tania WYEP

Song Title Space Change:

"Movie's Tar" originally "Movie Star"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Use Less Stuff" originally "Useless Stuff"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

Rec Rack Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Recreational

Song Title Anagrams:

"Owl" originally "Low"
Submitted by: Sheila Evans
"I Move Rats" originally "Movie Star"
Submitted by: Terror Reid
"I Move Arts" originally "Movie Star"
Submitted by: Terror Reid
"I Move Tars" originally "Movie Star"
Submitted by: Terror Reid
"I Move Star" originally "Movie Star"
Submitted by: Terror Reid

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Hey Bret (You Know What Time It Is)"
The Lyrics:
It weren't no Eden
As cold as Sweden
Like Hades in the summertime
Why:
Garden of Eden
Sweden
Hades
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
"Yalla Yalla (Let's Go)"
The Lyrics:
I had a girl, Nantucket Massachusetts
She had a lisp, but man her ass was perfect
Why:
Nantucket, Mass.
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
There are additional Cracker Real Places Mentioned in Songs available.

Song Title Acrostics:

GOT: "Get Off This"
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Another Wrong About The Seine" originally "Another Song About The Rain"
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"Truro Ash Girl" originally "Eurotrash Girl"
Truro= towns in England,Massachusetts& Nova Scotia
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"Truro Gash Earl" originally "Eurotrash Girl"
Truro= towns in England,Massachusetts& Nova Scotia
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Saltines
or any other cracker you like...
Submitted by: Rychendroll

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