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Fun Music Information -> Fergie
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Stupid Band Names:
- If she wants to go far as a solo artist, I think she should change her name (or better yet, use her real name). "FUR-ghee" sounds rather lame, nerdy and dumb. I mean her music is good, but the way she says that name? Submitted by: Mr. Critic
- Might not sound so stupid if the 'G' were pronounced like a 'J'. It looks like it should be pronounced that way IMO. Submitted by: A. Person
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Stacy Ann Ferguson. Submitted by: soul ii
Also known as: Stacy Ferguson. Submitted by: Margaret
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Dutchess Cherry. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Kids Incorporated, Poseidon" | She was a child actress, and also did voices as Sally Brown on two Charlie Brown cartoons. After a break from acting, her most successful role was Gloria in Poseidon. She is currently filming a musical film - Nine - as Saraghina. - Rocky |
Vainity Songs:
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Fergalicious" | You have to ask?! - Guest |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Fugly | I don't think she's attractive at all. | Sheila Oh |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Fat Boys Eat Fries" | "Big Girls Don't Cry" | PersonUDon'tKnow44 |
| "Fergie Knows How to Spell" | "Fergalicious" | Danny Zeff |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Fergalicious," | There is no such word. | Mike |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Shattered Glass," Laura Branigan | "Pick It Up," Fergie |
| "Catch Me, I'm Falling," Pretty Poison | "Clumsy," Fergie |
| "Big Girls Don't Cry," Fergie | "Big Girls Cry," Sia |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"London Bride" originally "London Bridge"
Dorothy Jansen
"London Ridge" originally "London Bridge"
Dorothy Jansen
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"London Bridger" originally "London Bridge"
Dorothy Jansen
"London Bridged" originally "London Bridge"
Dorothy Jansen
"Labels For Love" originally "Labels Or Love"
Candy Welty
"Labels Or Clove" originally "Labels Or Love"
Candy Welty
"Labels Or Glove" originally "Labels Or Love"
Candy Welty
There are additional Fergie song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Lyndon Bridge" originally "London Bridge"
Dorothy Jansen
"Landon Bridge" originally "London Bridge"
Dorothy Jansen
"Labels Or Lore" originally "Labels Or Love"
Candy Welty
"Labels Of Love" originally "Labels Or Love"
Candy Welty
"Labels Or Lode" originally "Labels Or Love"
Candy Welty
There are additional Fergie song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Jan 11
a parody of "Fergalicious" by Fergie
Parody about THE GRIMACE, the big purple thing from McDonalds.
youtube: (Flash... I think)
Nov 8
a parody of "Fergalicious" by Fergie
A Smurfy parody of Fergie!
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "London Bridge" | "Dungeon Skip" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Big Girls Don't Cry" | "Real Nerds Don't Cry" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Glamorous" | "Unanimous" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Clumsy" | "Clumsy in Ferguson" | Dan Lotto |
| "Glamorous" | "Androgynous" | Flash Flood |
| "Barracuda" | "Barrakuda" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Fergalicious" | "Crunchalicious" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Fergalicious" | "Smurfalicious" | Jeff Reuben |
| "Glamorous" | "Prostitute" | Tasha Butt |
| "Fergalicious" | "Queerlicious" | Telarana |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Glamorous | Homeless Shelter | Temari |
Misheard Lyrics:
"Clumsy"
Misheard Lyrics: Cat humping Girl cat humping
Original Lyrics: Can't help it The girl can't help it
| "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics: We'll play Jets and Uno cards
Original Lyrics: We'll play jacks and Uno cards
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"Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics: It's hard to be Big Bird now
And Big Bird don't cry Original Lyrics: It's hard to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry | "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics: And Latro, no miso, Ms. Chavez is like a blanket
Original Lyrics: And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Clumsy"
Misheard Lyrics: Cat humping Girl cat humping
Original Lyrics: Can't help it The girl can't help it
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Ryan Holzapfel Heard the song on the radio and asked my mother why Fergie was singing about girl cats humping. My mother just shook her head until she realized I was being serious and then she just burst out laughing. |
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Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Big Girls Dont Cry"
The Funny Lyrics: And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses its blanket
Why They're Funny: Seriously! a child and its blanket???? did they run out of good metapohors too early in the song??? what happened to like "the rose misses the sun" or something! seriously fergie what were u thinking???
Submitted by: Jemima
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"London Bridge"
The Repetitive Lyrics: How come every time you come around
My London, London bridge wanna go down Like London, London, London We goin' down like London, London, London Why They're Repetitive: In this chorus, we hear the word 'London' repeated 8 times! And the chorus is sung about 3 times in the song, so that makes 24 appearances of the dreaded L word. BEP were kool, but I h8 Fergie's solo music!
Submitted by: rok iz kool
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Glamorous"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I got people in my ear
Why They're Nonsensical: How can you have people in your ear? They are too big to fit into. Perhaps she means she hears them?
Submitted by: Daniel L.
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Fergalicious"
The Dirty Lyrics: And can't no other lady put it down like me.
Why They're Dirty: Ummm.... put what down????
Submitted by: Roo
| "London Bridge"
The Dirty Lyrics: How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge wanna go down Why They're Dirty: TRANSLATION:
How come every time you come around My panties wanna go down Submitted by: Aristotle
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Here I Come"
The Lyrics: Ain't nobody rip it like me
F to the E-R-G-I-E Who They Mention: Fergie herself.
Submitted by: OTTO
| "Fergalicious"
The Lyrics: They always claim they know me
Comin' to me call me Stacy I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E Who They Mention: Fergie herself (once by her real name, once by her stage name)
Submitted by: Aristotle
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"FUR-ghee (hard G sound)
I think it looks more like "Fur-jee"
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"London Bridge"
The Lyrics: 'Fore I turn around and spray your ass with Mace
Product Brand Name: Mace is a brand of chemical self-defense spray, though it has entered generic use to refer to both tear gas spray and pepper spray regardless of manufacturer.
Submitted by: Maryellen Larkin
| "Glamorous"
The Lyrics: After the show, after the grammys, I like to go cool out with the family Sippin, reminiscent of days when I had a Mustang.
Product Brand Name: Ford Mustang
Submitted by: V
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"London Bridge"
The Song Lyrics: How come every time you come around
My London, London bridge wanna go down Song They Mention: London Bridge (the nursery rhyme).
Submitted by: rok iz kool
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Fergalicious"
The Made Up Words: Fergalicious
Comments: its the stupidest thing I've ever heard on the radio
Submitted by: jessy
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Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"Glamorous"
The Boasting Lyrics: We flyin' first class
Up in the sky Poppin' champagne Livin' my life In the fast lane And I wont change By the Glamorous, oh the flossy flossy. Comments: And here's the song about how rich Fergie is. Even with her explaining about how it hasn't changed her, she's still boasting about how much money she has.
Submitted by: Dan
| "Fergalicious"
The Boasting Lyrics: So delicious (It's hot hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock rock) So delicious (They want a slice of what I got) I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t tastey, tastey) [...] I'm Fergalicious (So delicious) My body stay vicious I'll be up in the gym just working on my fitness He's my witness (Oooh whee) I put yo' boy on rock rock And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got Comments: I really don't need to explain . . . The whole song's about how hot she is!
Submitted by: Dan
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
The Lyrics: And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
Why: And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses HER blanket - A child is singular.
Submitted by: Kelly
| "Big Girls Don't Cry"
The Lyrics: And I'm gonna missing you
Like a child misses their blanket. Why: It should be 'like a child misses his (or her) blanket', since Fergie is only talking about one child.
Submitted by: Shepop
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Band Name Anagrams:
Fir? Gee! Submitted by: Candy Welty
Rig Fee Submitted by: Candy Welty
Fieger Submitted by: Deirdre Collins
As in Geoffrey Fieger, Jack Kevorkian's lawyer.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Gum Or Laos" originally "Glamorous"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Groom Saul" originally "Glamorous"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Lug Or Amos" originally "Glamorous"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Our Log, Sam" originally "Glamorous"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"A Room Slug" originally "Glamorous"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional Fergie Song Title Anagrams available.
Lyrics Pronunciation:
"Big Girls Don't Cry"
The Lyrics: I need some shelter of my own protection, baby
Why: Fergie doesn't enunciate very well. As a result, the word "protection" sounds like "bru-tection", which isn't even a word.
Submitted by: Rip Jeans
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Super Long Pop Songs:
"Finally" Length: 8:27
Submitted by: Alex
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Abel's Lore Love" originally "Labels Or Love"
Submitted by: Nell Allen
"Abel's Lore Love" originally "Labels Or Love"
Submitted by: Nell Allen
Foreign Language in English Songs:
"Fergalicious"
The Lyrics: Four tres two uno
Why: Tres is Spanish for three, Uno is Spanish for one
Submitted by: dxman
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Names as a Word Bank:
I referee iffier fig reef fire. Submitted by: Mae Beam
Performers with Handicaps:
"Bladder Control Problem"
A photograph once revealed that she had wet her pants on stage during a concert.
Submitted by: Ecica Tetralix
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Wetting herself in concert"
Fergie had an accident during a concert in San Diego. While she originally denied it, she eventually confessed
Submitted by: Danny
"Hypnotherapy and Crystal Meths use"
Before Fergie was a Black Eyed Peas member, she had poor run as a child actress for Wild Orchid from 1991-2001. After the 3rd album canceled release, she left the group and became addicted to crystal meths.
She uses hypnotherapy to beat her crytal meth addiction and she still use that today. She said on Times magazine that quitting crystal meth is "the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with".
She uses hypnotherapy to beat her crytal meth addiction and she still use that today. She said on Times magazine that quitting crystal meth is "the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with".
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Depends
In at least one concert, she could've used them.
Submitted by: Alanis More Upset
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Fergalicious"
The Lyrics: (The entire song, but in specific parts could be:) "The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious" and "I put them boys on rock rock"
Why: Imagine having this ringtone in church, in an elementary school, at a feminist meeting, or other such places.
Submitted by: Song Spoofs/Parodies
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