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Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Flame Trees,"Flames don't grow on trees.George Straitjacket

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"That Smell," Lynyrd Skynyrd"Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel
"Can I Buy You A Drink?," Hoobastank"Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel
"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart," The Bee Gees"Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel
"How Soon Is Now," The Smiths"Saturday Night," Cold Chisel
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Cheap Win" originally "Cheap Wine"
Not the kind of victory hoped for
Sam Bucus the elder
"Heap Wine" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Cheap Twine" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts
"Cheap Swine" originally "Cheap Wine"
I'm surprised this wasn't here yet.
Joe
"Stark Hotel" originally "Star Hotel"
Candace Mercer

Change a Letter:

"Cheap Wink" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts
"Cheap Wife" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts
"Cheap Wind" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts
"Blame Trees" originally "Flame Trees"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Cheap Wine""Singlet & Brown Stubby Shorts"Aussie Bloke
"Working Class Man""Star Wars Fan"Steven Cavanagh
"When The War Is Over""When The Lawn Is Clover"Andy Roper
"Khe Sanh""Coke Can"The Aussie Ocker
"Wild Colonial Boy""Wild Colonial Boy"Billy The (Aussie) Kid

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Baby's On FireSmoke AlarmsKS4NA
Saturday NightNightclubKS4NA

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Cheap WineAlcoholics AnonymousHeath
My BabyAbortion ClinicHeath
Star HotelAlcoholics AnonymousHeath
Water Into WineCatholic ChurchHeath
Flame TreesNational Parks and Wildlife ServiceHeath
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Fake Plastic Trees
   Radiohead
Flame Trees
   Cold Chisel
Fake Plastic Flame Trees
Reasonable facsimiles of REAL flame trees?
George Straitjacket
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
   Michael Jackson
Cheap Wine
   Cold Chisel
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough Cheap Wine
Consecutive entries in 'Songs with most misheard.'
Sheila Evans

Misheard Lyrics:

"My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
My penis
Original Lyrics:
My baby
"Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3-legged goat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
"Showtime"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smutty backdoor critics
Original Lyrics:
The smug de-facto critics
"Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was lying and I was home to the American man
Original Lyrics:
She was lined and I was home to the lucky land
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
My penis
Original Lyrics:
My baby

Story about this misheard lyric by: BassAce

Serious, I thought that was what he sang. On public radio and all.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Taipan"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If the heat don't get you,taipan will
Six o'clock, the whistle sings
CSR is the sugarcane king
Why They're Nonsensical:
WTF does CSR being 'the sugarcane king' have to do with the rest of the song? It sounds like Don couldn't come up with a line to rhyme with 'sings', so he just wrote something completely vaguely connected with the subject of the song.
Submitted by: No 56279
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"H-Hour Hotel"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Baby you look good to me
You got clothes like nineteen eighty-four
Why They're Misrhymed:
I laughed out loud the first time I heard this one
Submitted by: Regos the Sane
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Goodbye Astrid"
The Lyrics:
You can drown your days in valium and brandy
Product Brand Name:
Valium Prescriptions
Submitted by: Mickey D.
"Taipan"
The Lyrics:
CSR is the sugarcane king
Product Brand Name:
CSR sugar
Submitted by: No 56279
There are additional product lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Khe Sanh"
Opening Lines:
I left my heart to the sappers round, Khe Sanh
Comments:
Submitted by: Sean Fogarty
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Close Child Submitted by: Eva Cave

Song Title Anagrams:

"At A Pin" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Tan Pa" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Patina" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"A Nit, Pa" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Nip A Pa" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

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