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Fun Music Information -> Cold Chisel
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Flame Trees," | Flames don't grow on trees. | George Straitjacket |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "That Smell," Lynyrd Skynyrd | "Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel | |
| "Can I Buy You A Drink?," Hoobastank | "Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel | |
| "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart," The Bee Gees | "Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel | |
| "How Soon Is Now," The Smiths | "Saturday Night," Cold Chisel | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Cheap Win" originally "Cheap Wine"
Not the kind of victory hoped for
Sam Bucus the elder
"Heap Wine" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Cheap Twine" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts
"Cheap Swine" originally "Cheap Wine"
I'm surprised this wasn't here yet.
Joe
"Stark Hotel" originally "Star Hotel"
Candace Mercer
Change a Letter:
"Cheap Wink" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts
"Cheap Wife" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts
"Cheap Wind" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts
"Blame Trees" originally "Flame Trees"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Cheap Wine" | "Singlet & Brown Stubby Shorts" | Aussie Bloke |
| "Working Class Man" | "Star Wars Fan" | Steven Cavanagh |
| "When The War Is Over" | "When The Lawn Is Clover" | Andy Roper |
| "Khe Sanh" | "Coke Can" | The Aussie Ocker |
| "Wild Colonial Boy" | "Wild Colonial Boy" | Billy The (Aussie) Kid |
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Baby's On Fire | Smoke Alarms | KS4NA |
| Saturday Night | Nightclub | KS4NA |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Cheap Wine | Alcoholics Anonymous | Heath |
| My Baby | Abortion Clinic | Heath |
| Star Hotel | Alcoholics Anonymous | Heath |
| Water Into Wine | Catholic Church | Heath |
| Flame Trees | National Parks and Wildlife Service | Heath |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Fake Plastic Trees Radiohead | Flame Trees Cold Chisel | Fake Plastic Flame Trees Reasonable facsimiles of REAL flame trees? | George Straitjacket |
| Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough Michael Jackson | Cheap Wine Cold Chisel | Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough Cheap Wine Consecutive entries in 'Songs with most misheard.' | Sheila Evans |
Misheard Lyrics:
"My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics: My penis
Original Lyrics: My baby
| "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics: Cheap wine and a 3-legged goat
Original Lyrics: Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
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"Showtime"
Misheard Lyrics: The smutty backdoor critics
Original Lyrics: The smug de-facto critics
| "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics: She was lying and I was home to the American man
Original Lyrics: She was lined and I was home to the lucky land
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics: My penis
Original Lyrics: My baby
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Story about this misheard lyric by: BassAce Serious, I thought that was what he sang. On public radio and all. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Taipan"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If the heat don't get you,taipan will
Six o'clock, the whistle sings CSR is the sugarcane king Why They're Nonsensical: WTF does CSR being 'the sugarcane king' have to do with the rest of the song? It sounds like Don couldn't come up with a line to rhyme with 'sings', so he just wrote something completely vaguely connected with the subject of the song.
Submitted by: No 56279
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"H-Hour Hotel"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Baby you look good to me
You got clothes like nineteen eighty-four Why They're Misrhymed: I laughed out loud the first time I heard this one
Submitted by: Regos the Sane
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Goodbye Astrid"
The Lyrics: You can drown your days in valium and brandy
Product Brand Name: Valium Prescriptions
Submitted by: Mickey D.
| "Taipan"
The Lyrics: CSR is the sugarcane king
Product Brand Name: CSR sugar
Submitted by: No 56279
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| There are additional product lyrics available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Khe Sanh"
Opening Lines: I left my heart to the sappers round, Khe Sanh
Comments: Submitted by: Sean Fogarty
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Band Name Anagrams:
Close Child Submitted by: Eva Cave
Song Title Anagrams:
"At A Pin" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Tan Pa" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Patina" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"A Nit, Pa" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Nip A Pa" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
