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Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Flame Trees," | Flames don't grow on trees. | George Straitjacket |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"That Smell," Lynyrd Skynyrd | "Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel | |
"Can I Buy You A Drink?," Hoobastank | "Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel | |
"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart," The Bee Gees | "Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel | |
"How Soon Is Now," The Smiths | "Saturday Night," Cold Chisel | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Cheap Wine" | "Singlet & Brown Stubby Shorts" | Aussie Bloke |
"Working Class Man" | "Star Wars Fan" | Steven Cavanagh |
"When The War Is Over" | "When The Lawn Is Clover" | Andy Roper |
"Khe Sanh" | "Coke Can" | The Aussie Ocker |
"Wild Colonial Boy" | "Wild Colonial Boy" | Billy The (Aussie) Kid |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Baby's On Fire | Smoke Alarms | KS4NA |
Saturday Night | Nightclub | KS4NA |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Cheap Wine | Alcoholics Anonymous | Heath |
My Baby | Abortion Clinic | Heath |
Star Hotel | Alcoholics Anonymous | Heath |
Water Into Wine | Catholic Church | Heath |
Flame Trees | National Parks and Wildlife Service | Heath |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Fake Plastic Trees Radiohead | Flame Trees Cold Chisel | Fake Plastic Flame Trees Reasonable facsimiles of REAL flame trees? | George Straitjacket |
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough Michael Jackson | Cheap Wine Cold Chisel | Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough Cheap Wine Consecutive entries in 'Songs with most misheard.' | Sheila Evans |
"Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics: Baby you can shout at me
But you can't leave my eyes ... Spendin' every minute of the day before Watching the ocean, watching the shore Watching some girls, and thinkin' they could never be mine Never be mine, yeah Original Lyrics: Baby you can shout at me
But you can't meet my eyes ... Mending every minute of the day before Watching the ocean, watching the shore Watching the sunrise, and thinkin' there could never be more Never be more, yeah | "Choir Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: One nurse
To wheel her down the corridors of feelin' ... She's no connection, yet I hold on ... Oh dear, the doctor (oh dear the doctor) He had no sense (of) responsibility Original Lyrics: One nurse
To wheel her down the corridors of healin' ... She's my connection, yeah! I'll hold on ... All day the doctor (all day the doctor) He handles his responsibility |
"Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics: Last train out of Sydney's almost gone
Original Lyrics: Last plane out of Sydney's almost gone
| "Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics: And the legal pads raved on
I was Bombay-back-in-Maine And the talac's riders collided Where the gunships once had been And cowpox made me jumpy And I never stop the dream Oh of the growing need for speed and Novocaine Original Lyrics: And the legal pads were yellow
Hours long, pay packets lean And the telex writers clattered Where the gunships once had been And car parks make me jumpy And I never stop the dream Of the growing need for speed and Novocaine |
There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics: Cheap wine and a teenage love
Original Lyrics: Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Rick Price I’m devastated that after nearly 40yrs instead of the image of him cuddling up with a 19yr old Sheila and drinking wine, I now have the image of a homeless drunk who hasn’t attended to his personal hygiene! |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Taipan"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If the heat don't get you,taipan will
Six o'clock, the whistle sings CSR is the sugarcane king Why They're Nonsensical: WTF does CSR being 'the sugarcane king' have to do with the rest of the song? It sounds like Don couldn't come up with a line to rhyme with 'sings', so he just wrote something completely vaguely connected with the subject of the song.
Submitted by: No 56279
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"H-Hour Hotel"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Baby you look good to me
You got clothes like nineteen eighty-four Why They're Misrhymed: I laughed out loud the first time I heard this one
Submitted by: Regos the Sane
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"Goodbye Astrid"
The Lyrics: You can drown your days in valium and brandy
Product Brand Name: Valium Prescriptions
Submitted by: Mickey D.
| "Taipan"
The Lyrics: CSR is the sugarcane king
Product Brand Name: CSR sugar
Submitted by: No 56279
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There are additional product lyrics available. |
"Khe Sanh"
Opening Lines: I left my heart to the sappers round, Khe Sanh
Comments: Submitted by: Sean Fogarty
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