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Fun Music Information -> Juice Newton

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Stupid Band Names:

Shall we drink her for breakfast? If we did, what percentages or our recommended daily allowances of vitamins would she supply? Submitted by: Brenda Cohn

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Judy Kaye Cohen. Submitted by: Countryboy

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name	Comments & Submitter Name
"Texas Heartache"	Lyrics include "There's a heartache, deep in the heart of Texas" and "It takes a place as big as Texas to hold a heartache big as mine", but never the phrase "Texas heartache". - William Ransom

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Blown)"	"The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)"	Lisa Basil
"Flirty Looks"	"Dirty Looks"	Regina Haniger
"Queen Of Farts"	"Queen Of Hearts"	Avatarred And Feathered
"Wheel Of Hell"	"Queen Of Hearts"	Isac

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Angel Of The Morning,"	No time of day has its own angel!	Andrea Greenleaf

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"I'll Wait," Van Halen	"Can't Wait All Night," Juice Newton
"Turn Of A Friendly Card," Alan Parsons Project	"Queen Of Hearts," Juice Newton
"Queen Of Spades," Styx	"Queen Of Hearts," Juice Newton
"Higher," Creed	"Queen Of Hearts," Juice Newton
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Dirt Looks" originally "Dirty Looks"

Dirt looks like what?

Samantha Wayland

"Queen Of Harts" originally "Queen Of Hearts"

Daisy Pappus

"Dirty Loos" originally "Dirty Looks"

Alyssa Jayne

"Queen Of Heats" originally "Queen Of Hearts"

She always wins at the racetrack.

Random Mysteryperson

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Angel Of The Mourning" originally "Angel Of The Morning"

Same sound, different meaning

Heather Brockwell

"The Sweetest Thing (I've Never Known)" originally "The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)"

definitely changes the meaning of the title

Misty Downham

"The Sweetest Thing (I've Never Known)" originally "The Sweetest Thing (I've Ever Known)"

Regina Olsen

"Queen Of Hearths" originally "Queen Of Hearts"

kozar

"Love's Been A Little Brit Hard On Me" originally "Love's Been A Little Bit Hard On Me"

Brit as in British.

Peter

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Every Toad Leads Back To You" originally "Every Road Leads Back To You"

Naomi Swanson

"Every Road Leads Back To Lou" originally "Every Road Leads Back To You"

Naomi Swanson

"Dirty Loots" originally "Dirty Looks"

Samantha Wayland

"Dirty Loons" originally "Dirty Looks"

Samantha Wayland

"Dirty Locks" originally "Dirty Looks"

Samantha Wayland

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Queen of Hearts"	"Taylor Swift, Queen of Tarts"	Jeff in Richmond VA
"Angel Of The Morning"	"Napalm In The Morning"	Airfarcewon
"Angel of the Morning"	"(Just Get Me) Coffee in the Morning"	Rebekah Dub
"Love's Been A Little Bit Hard On Me"	"Luck's Been A Little Bit Bad For Me"	Wild Child JIN
"Angel in the Morning"	"Banjo I'm in Mourning"	metaphorsbwithu
"Queen Of Hearts"	"Kimi Is The Queen Of Hearts"	Stephen
"Angel of the Morning"	"Angel of the Right Wing"	William Tong
"Angel Of The Morning"	"Angel, It's A Pork Thing"	Royce Miller
"Queen of Hearts"	"Flushin' Out the Queen of Hearts"	Spaff.com
"Queen of Hearts"	"Queen of Farts (Constipated)"	Senzu Bean
There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Queen of Hearts	Poker Tournament	JohnFedorchak

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Queen of Hearts	Casino	Larcen Tyler

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Blue Heartache Gail Davies	Texas Heartache Juice Newton	Blue Texas Heartache	William Ransom
Keeper of the Flame Miranda Lambert	Old Flame Juice Newton	Keeper of the Old Flame	William Ransom
50 Foot Queenie PJ Harvey	Queen Of Hearts Juice Newton	50 Foot Queenie Of Hearts	Peter
The Center Of The Heart Roxette	Heart Of The Night Juice Newton	The Center Of The Heart Of The Night	Edward
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Juicy J Newton

Juicy J combined with Juice Newton

Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners

Grape Juice

Moby Grape combined with Juice Newton

Submitted By: Candy Welty

Cranberry Juice Newton

The Cranberries combined with Juice Newton

Submitted By: Victoria's Secret Agent Orange Marmalade

Orange Juice Newton

Orange combined with Juice Newton

Submitted By: Carolyn Morgenstern

There are additional Juice Newton Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Angel of the Morning" Misheard Lyrics: Just touch my feet before you leave me. Original Lyrics: Just touch my cheek before you leave me.	"(And) Then He Kissed Me" Misheard Lyrics: I felt so happy that I almost died Original Lyrics: I felt so happy that I almost cried
"Heart of the Night" Misheard Lyrics: In the heat as 90 cents Original Lyrics: In the heat as night descends	"Old Flame" Misheard Lyrics: If only you were me, how could I do this to you? Original Lyrics: What do you mean, how could I do this to you?
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Angel of the Morning"

Misheard Lyrics:

Just brush my teeth before you leave, baby

Original Lyrics:

Just touch my cheek before you leave, baby

Story about this misheard lyric by: John

My wife and I were driving to Queensland and heard this - a golden oldie which we recalled by struggled to clearly identify that chorus line! It really did crack us up.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Queen Of Hearts"

The Insulting Lyrics:

Playin' with the queen of hearts,
Knowing it ain't really smart

Why They're Insulting:

In a nutshell, she's telling the person she's singing to that he's plain stupid.

Submitted by: Arthur

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Angel of the Morning"

The Dirty Lyrics:

There'll be no strings to bind your hands not if my love can't bind your heart. And there's no need to take a stand for it was I who chose to start.

Why They're Dirty:

It's about the morning after a one-night-stand.

Submitted by: Jonathan M

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Gonna Find You"

The Lyrics:

Baby, this ain't no James Dean movie

Who They Mention:

James Dean

Submitted by: William Ransom

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Tell Me True" Opening Lines: Tell me, baby, tell me true Comments: Submitted by: William Ransom	"Hurt" Opening Lines: I'm so hurt To think that you would--you'd lie to me Comments: Submitted by: William Ransom
There are additional spelling lyrics available.