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Song Parodies for ZZ Top

Original SongParody SongParody Author
"Arrested For Driving While Blind" "Arrested For Driving While Black" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Arrested For Driving While Blind" "Two Presidents Ogling Behind" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Can't Stop Rocking" "Can't Stop Shaving" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Cheap Sunglasses" "Beat Some Asses" "A Room Full Of Monkeys"
"Cheap Sunglasses" "Cheap Fun Brasses" "Andy Primus"
"Cheap Sunglasses" "Fake Orgasms" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Cheap Sunglasses" "Mid-Life Crisis" "Royce Miller"
"Cheap Sunglasses" "Palin Glasses" "Greg Swartzentruber"
"Cheap Sunglasses" "Seizure Glasses" "Onslaught"
"Cheap Sunglasses" "Shake Your Assets" "Abbott Skelding"
"Cheap Sunglasses" "Sweet Molasses" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"DoubleBack" "Charlie Chaplin's Lament" "Matthias"
"Double Back" "Crackerjack" "Wild Child JIN"
"Fool For Your Stockings" "Fool For Stephen Hawking" "Porfle Popnecker"
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" "Gimme All Your Money" "Merry & Pippin"
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" "Gimme All Your Money" "mouselover"
"Gimme All Your Lovin" "Gimme All Your Muffins" "Anaïs"
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" "Gimme All Your Muffins" "Jefery Beckley"
"Gimme All Your Lovin" "Gimme All Your Muffins" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Gimme All Your Lovin" "Gimme All Your Rubbers" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" "Gimme Just An Xbox" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Gimme' All Your Lovin'" "Is Kim Jong Il Bluffin'" "Randy Hearn"
"Gimme All Your Lovin" "Rid Me Of Obama" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Gimme All Your Lovin'" "Skeletons Are Rockin'" "Below Average Dave"
"Girls Go Crazy 'bout A Sharp Dressed Man" "Venus Goes Spacey For a Martian Man" "Lionel Mertens"
"Heard It On The X" "Heard 'em Havin' Sex" "Alvin Rhodes"
"I Got the Six" "Pats Got the Six" "Dylan Baranski"
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" "He's Fat, His Face Is Wide" "Alvin Rhodes"
"I'm Bad,I'm Nationwide" "I'm Bad Like Dave Seville" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" "I Suck, I'm Rich As Hell" "The Great Karlando"
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" "They're Bad, They're Nationwide" "Andria"
"I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" "Trailer Trash in a Double Wide" "M Coffey"
"I need you tonight" "We need brains, all right!" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"I Thank You" "I Drank Two ( In Answer To The Officer)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Just Got Paid" "Just Got Laid" "Max Power"
"Just Got Paid" "Just Got Wood" "Harry"
"La Grange" "Bob Marley" "Darius Whitehead"
"La Grange" "(duck) L'Orange" "Malcolm Higgins"
"La Grange" "Gammera" "Porfle Popnecker"
"La Grange" "La Mange" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Legs" "Boobs" "Hu's On First"
"Legs" "Brains" "Rex Ungericht"
"Legs" "Brakes" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Legs" "Dreds" "Vegan Minstrel"
"Legs" "Dregs" "Alex Morris"
"Legs" "Eggs" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Legs" "Eggs" "Jeff Reuben"
"Legs" "Hairs" "Jericho"
"Legs" "(Hairy) Legs" "Logan Smith"
"Legs" "Hugs (at Cuddling Centers)" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Legs" "Kegs" "Jared"
"Legs" "Legs (spider version)" "Royce Miller"
"Legs" "Plagues" "Jim Rotondo"
"Pearl Necklace" "Hurl Breakfast" "SteinRhymer"
"Pearl Necklace" "I'm Reckless" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Pearl Necklace" "Turtle Breakfast" "Lionel Mertens"
"Rough Boy" "Rough Toy" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Rough Boy" "Rowdyruff Boys" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Shard Dressed Man" "Honey Glazed Ham" "Mikey Boy"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "AARP-dressed Man" "Leo Keough"
"Sharp Dressed Man (and others)" "Virgins Go Crazy For An Unwashed Wan" "Callmelennie"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "A Sharpton's Man" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Baseball Fans" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Buffing Shaman" "Michael Gerlach"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Can of Spam" "Royce Miller"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Carp Dressed Man" "Agrimorfee"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Carp Filled Can" "Chris Pollman"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Cross Dressed Man" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Cross Dressed Man" "Silly Willie"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Cross Dressed Man" "tomario"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Denji Sentai Denziman" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Dirty Old Man" "Tony Wiseguy"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Dumb Yesman" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "EMINEM" "Floyd's Garage"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Fartless Man" "The Comedian"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Garbage Can" "lebeiW15"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "God Blessed Band" "South Park Al"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Health Care Plan" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Heart Shaped Can" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Heart Shaped Can" "Lionel Mertens"
"Sharp-Dressed Man" "Ice Cream Man" "Scrawny Johnny"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "In-Bred Clan" "Randy Hearn"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Insurance Man" "Wild Child JIN"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Leftist Man" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Long Haired Man" "Carol Brown"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Married Man" "Red Ant"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Mop in Hand" "Adagio"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Pink-Clad Dan" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Politics" "Lee Lone"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Poontang Band" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Rap Dressed Man" "carly_carlz"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Santa Claus" "Dylan Baranski"
"Sharp-Dressed Man" "Scrub-Dressed Man" "Making a Test"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Sharpton's Can" "Porfle Popnecker"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Sharpton's Can" "Randy Hearn"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Short Dicked Man" "Hu's On First"
"Sharp-Dressed Man" "Short-Dress Ban" "Porfle Popnecker"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Smart Net Hacks" "Puto"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Soda Can" "Exabyter"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Star Trek Fan" "Chris Pyhtila"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Stephen Strasburg" "Dan Creeden"
"Sharp-Dressed Man" "Superman" "Sour Keme"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Superman" "Sour Kreme"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Ta-li-ban" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Tarp Pressed Land" "Jim Rotondo"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Tree Top Man" "Warren Baker"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Troglodyte" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Undead Man" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Undressed Man" "The Great Karlando"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Unshaven" "Matthias"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Wand In Hand" "Ann Hammond"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Wand In Hand" "Wildcard"
"Sharp dressed man" "Weight loss scams" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Well Hung Chad" "Mike Snyder"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Wide Mouth Can" "Jeff Reuben"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Worst Dressed List" "Laurence Dunne"
"Sharp Dressed Man" "Wu Tang Clan" "Phil Alexander"
"Sleeping Bag" "Creepy 'Stache" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Sleeping Bag" "Dexter's Lab" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Sleeping Bag" "Frenetic Holiday Shopping Song" "carly_carlz"
"Sleeping Bag" "Monster Truck" "Dylan Baranski"
"Sleeping Bag" "Pizza Man" "Hello Konichiwa"
"Sleeping Bag" "Sonic Shaving Kit" "Agrimorfee"
"Sleeping Bag" "Three Finger Bag" "Floyd's Garage"
"Sleeping Bag" "(What Died In That ) Sleeping Bag" "T. Marie T....lots of AKA's"
"Stages" "Baitfish" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Stages" "Gauges" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Tube Snake Boogie" "Huge Stink Dookie" "Harry"
"Tube Steak Boogie" "Scooby Doobie" "Lionel Mertens"
"Tush" "Ash (from Eyjafjallajoekull)" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Tush" "A Toilet That Can Flush" "Statis Cheerios"
"Tush" "Busch" "Jim Rotondo"
"Tush" "Bush" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Tush" "Bush" "The Great Karlando"
"Tush" "Cash" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Tush" "Crow" "Steve Kalafut"
"Tush" "Fusk (The Lament Of The Mass Image-Downloader)" "Andria"
"Tush" "Jerking on the Bus" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Tush" "Kush" "Tony Wiseguy"
"Tush" "Moosh" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Tush" "Rove Is Looking For His Touch" "William Tong"
"Tush" "Toosh" "Agrimorfee"
"TV Dinners" "Reindeer Dinners" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"TV Dinners" "Tighty Whities" "Yobrepaid"
"Viva Las Vegas" "Viva Los Angeles" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"


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