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ZZ Top

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The Lyrics

I looked up, I looked down
Tried this word all 'round town
'Til my face went all flush
I heard no one in my town
Call a behind a "tush"

It must be understood
It's my midwest neighborhood
Please don't ask me to hush
Deep in the heart of Chitown
They never call it a "tush"

Be they black or be white
From my job to my home
We all rhyme it with "bush"
Now tell me why it ain't so now
ZZ Top calls it "toosh"?
Copy.right 2010, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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Ann Hammond - October 04, 2010 - Report this comment
I decided to take a he he break so here's what I picked instead ... mmmmmmmmmm
Old Man Ribber - October 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Agrimorfee! Nicely done. ;D
Matthias - October 04, 2010 - Report this comment
I also mocked ZZ Top with my song "Unshaven" about their crazy beards. So great satire!
Rex - October 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Bet you're glad to get this one behind you. Fun parody.
Below Average Dave - October 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Fun turn on a simplistic TOS. . .a little too simplistic to knock out the ballpark, but still a good parody.
MsMilWOWkeed - October 12, 2010 - Report this comment
LordAgree, from the heart o'MillTown, they say Arsch !
bobpiecheese - October 17, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I prefer to call it an "arse" myself. Kinda short, but still amusing enough to earn a 555.

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