Flies, rotten whirl, the sh#ts dross brown,
My dog dropped one smelly blunt down.
Left a dookie,
He did a rude snake poopie.
Smell pow! oozing whiff of gravy,
Oozing poopie on my lawn.

I’ve got a dog, he poops cinder blocks,
He kinda skunky yes he skunks some black smogs.
He lets a dookie,
He did a cube steak dookie.
Smell that dookie doggie gravy,
Oozing dookies on my lawn.

I’ve got a dog, it sh#ts on the hill.
He also did it on the window sill,
When he poopie,
He did a huge baked cookie.
Well now dookie big ol’ doggie,
Dookies cookin’ all day long.
Dog won’t stop it won’t stop (I)must clean plop.