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Song Parodies -> "Wu Tang Clan"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Wu Tang Clan"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Loud noise, hip hop
Don't recognize it, wish that it would stop
Bass boom, banshee
I guess it's rap, with a cap'tal C
They speaking English? 'cause I don't understand
Would someone please tell me: who are Wu Tang Clan?

Hang out, look cool
No "dissin" is the golden rule
Strange words, spelling
I've never heard before the verb "to bling"
They mangle syll'bles just to make the line scan
Would someone please tell me: who are Wu Tang Clan?

Ten guys - or more
But they're all moving round, so I'm not sure
Black shades, black skin
Mean poses with a lupine grin
Despite their name, they don't come from Japan
Would someone please tell me: who are Wu Tang Clan?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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The Great Karlando - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
My sentiments exactly. "rap with a capital C." Love it. All fives for you.
Johnny D - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
555, and maybe they're related to Wang Chung Swallow Wallow Cow Dung.
MrMacphisto - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... good job
alvin rhodes - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
hell, i'll give you fives for "mean poses with a lupine grin" alone
Billy Florio - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent Phil...loved the rap with a capital C line....but to RZA's credit, while I cant stand Wu Tang's raps, the music RZA did for "Kill BIll" was pretty damn good......Plus, their appearence in "Coffee and Cigarettes" looks to be enjoyable....according to Entertainment Weekly, they address Bill Murray as "Bill Murray" 14 times in that vignette.....hopefully Ill see that movie tonight
Paul Robinson - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, Great job, with a Capital "G". I no cang understang the appeal of the Wu Tang Clang.
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Another 555 I missed during the last weeks of school. And Poontang Clan will never make it into my CD-player either.
Phil Alexander - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
From looking at what you've been commenting on, Peter - is there a ZZ parody coming up?
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Possibly more than one. Just like with IM (up until last week) I have some of their stuff in various phases of completion in my sketch book but havent finished something yet. This one (TOS) seems to be a favorite for a whole bunch of us and since I have at least three ideas for it... (and it would have been four if "Star Trek Fan" hadn't been done already). :-)
jasmine - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
well my mans loves the wu tang but last night he had all da cd stilend which suxed but u r all he listen 2 ohhh and i think method man is hott!!!!!!!!
Red Ant - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
This is hilarious Phil.

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