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Song Parodies -> "Just Got Wood"

Original Song Title:

"Just Got Paid"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Just Got Wood"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Just Got Wood

I just got wood today,
Got me a feelin’ kinda strange.
Said, I just got wood today,
Got me a rocket, radar range.
If you believe like wankin’ hard all day,
Just drink lots of booze and go get laid.

I woke up the night was young,
When I hit the bong I was having fun.
I had both my eyes looking at her behind,
You show me yours, I’ll show you mine.
When my sports car’s sittin’ in the back of the shed,
Stick my hand on my rocket, everything’s all red.

I just got wood today,
Got me a feelin’ kinda strange.
Said, wow! she’s stacked, do you got some wood?
Yes, I do, man, my tent is full.
It’s the wood o’ willie and I feel unrest
Because I’m looking at big bouncing breasts.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
a "tent-full" of
Below Average Dave ( - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Do I sense a double entendre? I DO I DO sense a double entendre, very funny and to a rather cool OS
Harry - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks, Alvin and BAD. This is a good song for writing many parodies--it just doesn't get the airplay it deserves.

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