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Song Parodies -> "UFO (Made my ass an abductee)"
Original Song Title:
"Dipping low (in the lap of luxury)"
Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"UFO (Made my ass an abductee)"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
I haven't seen a parody song about aliens, abductions and related proctology in a while - but here's one to bum you out right now!
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
They're coming to our World, with their tech and whatnot
Butt their forward team's a proctological SWAT
UFO made my ass an abductee
I don't know, why those ETs fingered me
Now, why they probe us there, where there is no sunlight
Yeah, I don't get it, those guys aren't screwed on right
UFO grabbed me offa highway three
I don't know, but I think they cosbied me
Now since they put me back down, I'm left to wonder why
Are they from Uranus? Or some assteroid in the sky?
I don't know, why the colonoscopy?
Furthermore, fixed my hemorroids to a T!
Butt their forward team's a proctological SWAT
UFO made my ass an abductee
I don't know, why those ETs fingered me
Now, why they probe us there, where there is no sunlight
Yeah, I don't get it, those guys aren't screwed on right
UFO grabbed me offa highway three
I don't know, but I think they cosbied me
Now since they put me back down, I'm left to wonder why
Are they from Uranus? Or some assteroid in the sky?
I don't know, why the colonoscopy?
Furthermore, fixed my hemorroids to a T!
© Peter Andersson.
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