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Song Parodies -> "Scrub-Dressed Man"
Original Song Title:
"Sharp-Dressed Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ZZTop
Parody Song Title:
"Scrub-Dressed Man"
Parody Written by:
Making a Test
The Lyrics
This is based on Jack Black character in "School of Rock"
Dirty Shirt.....Old Shoes
And I don't know what I am gonna do
Wrinkled suit....no tie
And this is the very why....
They go running just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl really hates a scrub-dressed
cheap cologne.....bad breath
And I scare all the girls to death
Beer gut....ear wax
And I don't care because my wallet lacks
They go running just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl really hates a scrub-dressed man
Unwashed...Unshaved
Don't you know I haven't bathed in days.
No cash....No job
I don't care, I'm a fat slob
They go runing just as fast as they can
'Casue every girl really hates a scrub dressed man
And I don't know what I am gonna do
Wrinkled suit....no tie
And this is the very why....
They go running just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl really hates a scrub-dressed
cheap cologne.....bad breath
And I scare all the girls to death
Beer gut....ear wax
And I don't care because my wallet lacks
They go running just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl really hates a scrub-dressed man
Unwashed...Unshaved
Don't you know I haven't bathed in days.
No cash....No job
I don't care, I'm a fat slob
They go runing just as fast as they can
'Casue every girl really hates a scrub dressed man
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