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Song Parodies -> "Soda Can"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Soda Can"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

As sung by the monitor in a school cafeteria.
It's now lunchtime
Everybody's getting into line
What will they eat?
I really hope that they get some meat
I'm looking out at every table, oh man,
And everybody's drinking from a soda can

Bad breath, cavities
You sure don't want either of those things
Fat feet, fat chin
They lower your lifespan and that's a sin
Do this for me, I'll be your biggest fan
Find something else to drink besides a soda can

Whole milk, fruit juice
Those are both much better drinks to choose
Water works too
It's clear here, in pools it's blue
Go run right outside, get yourself a nice tan
I'm really proud you said no to that soda can!

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annimal - March 27, 2019 - Report this comment
all the nasty acids that damage your gums, bad soda

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