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Song Parodies -> "Rap Dressed Man"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Rap Dressed Man"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

You know those boys at school who wear the hat backwards and wear their pants down low, those guys that think their pimped out? EWWW don't likey.
Ball cap… flat brim
It pains me even to think of him
Backwards… big shades
The poser look is one I hate
I'm hate when they sport those big saggy pants
Cause I'm not that crazy bout a rap-dressed man

Dolla sign… big bling
You know you dress like a total ding-a-ling
Justin… Bieber
Your gear makes you look like him (or her??)
I'm hate when they sport those big saggy pants
Cause I'm not that crazy bout a rap-dressed man

No belt… boxers
That trashy look will not attract her
Oversized… nikes
That 50 cent look is a load of sleaze
I'm hate when they sport those big saggy pants
Cause I'm not that crazy bout a rap-dressed man

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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Old Man Ribber - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
WORD! Great job and Merry Christmas, carly. ;D
Peter Andersson - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
A good idea too hastily executed on the pacing front, 354 and a marry traditional no Rap christmas to you! :-)

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