Tax shirts, tax shoes
Tax the hoes the congress' goin' to
Tax fruit, tax flies
And tax spam that promise size-size-size
Let's have taxes, just as many's we can
Cos every rad nation needs a health care plan

Tax scotch an' bling-bling
Tax every faggot wearing crimson string
Tax pink, tax sin
Let IRS crack down on milfy grins
Let's have taxes, for each woman and man
Cos every rad nation needs a health care plan

Tax boats, tax brats
And tax the Wall Street where their wallets' fat
Tax church an' tax death
Tax perps an' garlic on breath
Go search taxes, find as many's you can
Cos every rad nation needs a health care plan