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Song Parodies -> "Frenetic Holiday Shopping Song"

Original Song Title:

"Sleeping Bag"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Frenetic Holiday Shopping Song"

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The Lyrics

Who here hates Christmas Shopping when it's at its worst?? NE1??? Here's a little song for all you people doing Xmas shopping.
When it's cold outside and you want to camp out
Outside JCPenney's and Nordies and what not
The Christmas rush always tires me
I need some ibuprofen and a shopping buddy
Help me with my shopping bags
Help me with my shopping bags

You're afraid of the crowds, baby, no need to be scared.
We'll hit all the sales and won't even know they're there.
Don't be hesitating, it'll be alright,
We'll buy my Aunt Maggie her gifts and party til midnight.
Help me with my shopping bags
Help me with my shopping bags

Let's go to the Macy's 'cause it's in the plan,
Buy stuff for Grandpa Albert, your mom and dad, and cousin Dan
We'll look at some band t-shirts and check out some tech
I left my credit card at home so we'll have to pay by check
Help me with my shopping bags
Help me with my shopping bags
Happy --insert winter holiday choice here-- TO YOU!

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