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Song Parodies -> "Amazon's (webbed her in dependency)"
Original Song Title:
"Dipping low (in the lap of luxury)"
Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Amazon's (webbed her in dependency)"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
A short tale about shopaholism with a suitable twist at the end - can you guess it early?
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
They ship around the world, at a reas'nable cost
Kitsch of eerie kinds, and on our porch it is tossed
Amazon's webbed her in dependency
Clickbait hoe, my wife has no dignity
Now when she shops from there, from their overwrought site
Yeah, I'll admit it, she's hoarding odd delights
Ginger Dough, from an Irish bakery
Cheap Bordeaux, on sale from a winery
Now as my bankroll is down, we sit in tighty-whites
Online shopaholic, she place orders day and night
More banjos, than I know with what to do
Can't say no, my mail bride's the world's best hoe
Kitsch of eerie kinds, and on our porch it is tossed
Amazon's webbed her in dependency
Clickbait hoe, my wife has no dignity
Now when she shops from there, from their overwrought site
Yeah, I'll admit it, she's hoarding odd delights
Ginger Dough, from an Irish bakery
Cheap Bordeaux, on sale from a winery
Now as my bankroll is down, we sit in tighty-whites
Online shopaholic, she place orders day and night
More banjos, than I know with what to do
Can't say no, my mail bride's the world's best hoe
© Peter Andersson.
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