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Song Parodies -> "Bessie mooed (over udder luxery)"
Original Song Title:
"Dipping low (in the lap of luxury)"
Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Bessie mooed (over udder luxery)"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Yeah, I keep milking TOS (The Original Song) for all it's worth.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
She moved around the garth, with a wiggeling trot
Found some fruit to eat, that had fermented a lot
Tipsy cow, then she wobbled to a scree
Tipsy cow, slid the whole declivity
But when she rolled down there, she was crashing alright
Yeah, on a mattress, a truck had lost last night
Bessie mooed, laid down for recovery
Bessie mooed, over udder luxery
Now she don't wanna get up, to where she will be tied
Herding her's erratic, until sober won't comply
Tipsy cow, ducks back to the shrubbery
Tipsy cow, won't come to my buttery
Found some fruit to eat, that had fermented a lot
Tipsy cow, then she wobbled to a scree
Tipsy cow, slid the whole declivity
But when she rolled down there, she was crashing alright
Yeah, on a mattress, a truck had lost last night
Bessie mooed, laid down for recovery
Bessie mooed, over udder luxery
Now she don't wanna get up, to where she will be tied
Herding her's erratic, until sober won't comply
Tipsy cow, ducks back to the shrubbery
Tipsy cow, won't come to my buttery
© Peter Andersson.
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