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Song Parodies -> "Wand In Hand"
Original Song Title:
"Sharp Dressed Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Wand In Hand"
Parody Written by:
Ann Hammond
The Lyrics
Clean shirts, good news
All chores done that I had to do o
cooked soup, jack fried ( jack fried)
If I add more seasons why y y?
Hear them groanin just devasted as can
Cause every girls craving for this wand in hand
Oh watch, diamond king,
Now it's changin' to a differen't thi ing.
The floor stinks, a gain
Mom can step out I'm gonna clean ab ra clen
Hear them groanin just devasted as can
Cause every girls craving for this wand in hand
music
Bought coat, bought hat
I've no worry wallet will de fla att
Black shades, right gloves,
lookin shark lookin for love
Hear them groanin just devasted as can 'Cause every girls craving for this wand in hand
All chores done that I had to do o
cooked soup, jack fried ( jack fried)
If I add more seasons why y y?
Hear them groanin just devasted as can
Cause every girls craving for this wand in hand
Oh watch, diamond king,
Now it's changin' to a differen't thi ing.
The floor stinks, a gain
Mom can step out I'm gonna clean ab ra clen
Hear them groanin just devasted as can
Cause every girls craving for this wand in hand
music
Bought coat, bought hat
I've no worry wallet will de fla att
Black shades, right gloves,
lookin shark lookin for love
Hear them groanin just devasted as can 'Cause every girls craving for this wand in hand
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Waves wand, three magic 5s appear!
this was pretty good
I wish I had one of those wands!
There, there, Lucy, of course you want a wand. And if you continue to please the majority, you will also receive a scepter and two orbs.
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