One corner, maybe two
they're dimpled and even pregnant too
Some swing, dont ask why
this recount is makin' me cry
They keep countin' just as fast as they can
coz every girl crazy 'bout a well hung chad.

Hand count or machine,
I ain't missin' a single thing.
Palm Beach, all votes in,
let's get this over and see who's gonna win.
They keep countin' just as fast as they can
coz every girl crazy 'bout a well hung chad.

Republican, Democrat,
a little worried coz I smell a rat.
Not fun, what a bore,
lookin' for Bush and lookin' for Gore.
They keep countin' just as fast as they can
coz every girl crazy 'bout a well hung chad.