Song Parodies -> "Short Dicked Man"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

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Original Performer:

"Short Dicked Man"

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The Lyrics

I need Enzyte
'Cause my wiener is a wretched sight
ExtenZe, I'll try
Really wish I was a bigger guy

Now I'm tryin' to make it grow if I can
'Cause life ain't no picnic for a short dicked man

Those pills didn't work
I'm so mad, I'm gonna go berserk
I scream and shout
If you diss me then I will punch you out

Always angry and I ain't got a plan
'Cause life ain't no picnic for a short dicked man

Big dog, big gun
I bought a fancy car; it's number one
Huge house, great job
Now I don't need a big knob

I compensate just as much as I can
Makes everything better for a short dicked man

So THAT's what that snazzy car on the album cover was for....

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Another observation - June 20, 2016 - Report this comment

The longer the beard, the shorter the dick...

? - June 20, 2016 - Report this comment

Autobiographical?

Bimbo Eruption - June 20, 2016 - Report this comment

Well hey there, "Slick Willy" Clinton. Of course, as your mistresses would no doubt agree, it's not how much you've got so much as how well you use it.

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