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Song Parodies -> "Eggs"
Original Song Title:
"Legs"
Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"Eggs"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
Reposting, fixing the formatting
She's got eggs, she knows how to beat them
Spits out the shells, she knows how to eat them
You won't believe, all the kinds she's makin
Scrambled, poached or fried, side order of bacon
They are greasy, over easy, yeah, they're alright!
She's got eggs, she loves makin omlettes
Won't eat them rotten, she don't want to vomit
She's servin breakfast, that's how she gets paid
Also owns a chicken coup, that's how she gets laid
They taste so fine, served any time, open all night
She's got eggs, she learned how to cook them
She learned in college, had to take an eggsam
Now in the morning, gets out of bed
Always eats a balanced meal, she is not an egghead
Won't be counting, eggs before they're hatching
Cause that's not right...that's not right...
Spits out the shells, she knows how to eat them
You won't believe, all the kinds she's makin
Scrambled, poached or fried, side order of bacon
They are greasy, over easy, yeah, they're alright!
She's got eggs, she loves makin omlettes
Won't eat them rotten, she don't want to vomit
She's servin breakfast, that's how she gets paid
Also owns a chicken coup, that's how she gets laid
They taste so fine, served any time, open all night
She's got eggs, she learned how to cook them
She learned in college, had to take an eggsam
Now in the morning, gets out of bed
Always eats a balanced meal, she is not an egghead
Won't be counting, eggs before they're hatching
Cause that's not right...that's not right...
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Well paced and funny. You pass the eggsam with 5s!
Eggcellent and eggstrordinary!
Good one, Jeff.
Thank you Rick, Rex, and Adagio!
BTW Jeff. Do NOT watch "Poison Ivy 2"! It just so happened that the title fit into my parody nicely. It's not one of the best movies ever made.
Quite eggshucational.
(Aw shaddap, all the good egg puns were taken -- whaddaya want from my life...)
(Aw shaddap, all the good egg puns were taken -- whaddaya want from my life...)
Which came first, Jeff Reuben or the egg? No matter this parodist has laid a Golden 555 Egg on you. :)
no matter how she cooked em, those ZZ Top dudes would manage to get that runny egg yolk all thru their beards - yuk - nice work Jeff - 555
Thanks Stu, Red Ant, and Leo. Rick, I was thinking of watching it in a Mystery Science 3000 sort of way (letting my cat add snide remarks)
Omelettin' you off easy here with a trio of fives.
I loved this, Jeff...=)
As did I. Nicely done, Jeff ;)
Well done...
Thank you Johnny, Arwen and Serafina. K1...subtle, but LOL =)
(ABC) It's always sunny side up with you, Jeff. Nice job :-)
Did everyone hatch all the lame yolks? Loved it, 555.
This one goes over easy!
Can't let go of these Eggos! :)
Nah, there are a few nobody's cracked yet.
(ABC) Barely know original song, but still good.
(ABC-E) Prepared egg-actly as I like them. Great wordplay in this one, Jeff. I shell consider giving this one 3 fries.
(ABC) See above
(ABC-E) Eggs sound good, right now.
(ABC) see above - omelette/vomit is an under-used couplet in my opinion
I was going to open with 'Eggcellent', but I seem to be way late for that. Think I'll go with eggsactly, as in that's eggsactly how a parody of this song should go. This one goes over eas... DAMMIT, Rick. Fine, here's my fave line then:
"She learned in college, had to take an eggsam"
"She learned in college, had to take an eggsam"
Eggasmic stuff, Jeff
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