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Song Parodies -> "Emancipated"

Original Song Title:

"Cheap Sunglasses"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Emancipated"

Parody Written by:

Grandpa

The Lyrics

How do you expect the human race to survive if you keep changing the rules & whinging that the "traditional" approach is no longer acceptable, as it's somehow "discriminatory"(?) - with utter disregard & disdain for hundreds, even thousands of years of evolution - you vacuous, pathetic, backward nothing - you don't HAVE to be profound, stop looking for something to protest against & just... get on with life - Sorry, rant over!
When the TV news is boring & the lies all hurt your head
The first thing you do when you're sick of all you're fed
It gets your motor runnin' when they blow it out their asses
Find a sassy lassie, a classy chassis

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Spied a little thing & I followed her all night
"Well, it's not 'PC' to do that" said the PC in the fight
Go & get your coat, but you cannot make them passes
Then she really knocked me out with her baton charges

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Go out & get a reality check
Your pre-occupation is a pain in the neck
Well, the choice is up to you, to be made when educated
Oh, to be emancipated

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
© 2021 Grandpa (5.5.21) I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform it, please send me a version & lots of royalties!

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Say What - May 08, 2021 - Report this comment
The core of evolution is the strongest males of the bunch still having to work hard for it as to sort out and away the genes of the weekest of the bunch. And don't forget that the weekest of the bunch also gets comparatably stronger over time since they too are the offspring of some previous generations winner. Hence women getting harder to get over time in our modern age is very much in line with evolution. You're just a whiney liberal (who probably thinks he's a conservative) who wants to find or close to free stuff in the dating pool.
Grandpa - May 08, 2021 - Report this comment
These are parodies - for a few moments, you can let your mind wander & be someone you're not - you know, like taking a break from reality!

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