Song Parodies -> "Sonic Shaving Kit"

Original Song Title:

"Sleeping Bag"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Sonic Shaving Kit"

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The Lyrics

We are closing out November 30 2018 as "ZZ Movember Day" with parodies of ZZ Top devoted to facial hair!

Well my beard is as wide as much as its length
Gonna trip on it when I walk again
In it can be found a bird’s nesting mound
Spare change is found—weighs twenty pounds
Need my sonic shaving kit
Need my sonic shaving kit

Afraid of a sparkler, I ain’t no wimpy guy
Just afraid my face fuzz might just start to ignite
Major irritation on my chin, alright
Need to shave it off until it’s clean out of sight
Get my sonic shaving kit
Get my sonic shaving kit

Now not so decrepit, feel so spic and span
Feelin’ really macho, I’m a Sharp Dressed Man
There’s things we can do to recycle the threads
Bag for insulation, or stuff mattress beds
Bless my sonic shaving kit
Super-sonic shaving kit!

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paul robinson - November 30, 2018 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but a fun read. Didn't know 30th was designated for ZZ Top/HairyTales.

Agrimorfee - November 30, 2018 - Report this comment

OS at YouTube : https://g.co/kgs/jvrkGa. Paul, there is a parody writers page on Facebook, where many of the old crew inhabits and such themed projects are proposed. Care to join?

Peter Andersson - November 30, 2018 - Report this comment

Clever use of "Sharp Dressed Man" in that line! :-)

I'm confused by the word sonic in this context though, care to explain?

Agrimorfee - November 30, 2018 - Report this comment

@Peter I grabbed the word just because to me it meant "super, powerful", to show that the shaving kit (whatever shape or form it was) is superlative in its use (eg., Sonic The Hedgehog). But the actual definition per Google that I just looked up is: "denoting, relating to, or of the nature of sound or sound waves". So maybe it's a razor-less machine? A quick Google search indicates no such machine exists, but there are some "razor-less" gels and lotions on the market .

Matthias - November 30, 2018 - Report this comment

You could just play it off as one of Doctor Who’s tools since he already has a Sonic Screwdriver. Funny stuff!

paul robinson - November 30, 2018 - Report this comment

Agri - sounds interesting, but for some reason I seem to have developed some sort of Facebook-phobia shortly after signing up a few months back. Never used it and have no idea what password I used. It can't be complicated to use since billions do, but for some reason it just didn't appeal to my weird sensibilities. Thanks for the invite, though. Anyway, I tend to write rather sporadically these days, so I probably wouldn't be too good at timely posting theme-oriented pieces.

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