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Song Parodies -> "Can't Stop Shaving"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Stop Rocking"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Stop Shaving"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I've furred around the clock since age twelve, you know
It's grows on my back and each single toe
Mama was all hirsute, like a hobit's was her feet
My father was a werewolf, and I've OCD

So I can't stop shaving
No, I can't stop shaving
Well, I can't stop shaving
'Long as there's a hair to find

At first I felt cool and I thought it was all right
Then I got humped by a shepherd one night
And goose bumps from powerlines an' microwaves
Had me realize that I must start to shave

Since I can't stop shaving
No, I can't stop shaving
Well, I can't stop shaving
'Long as there's a hair to find

I need some scissors for my toes, I need an edger for my crotch
And when I start mowing, it's work around the clock
I'm trimming my nose, lids on my eyes
But if the razor's broken I'm a Wookie by night

So I can't stop shaving
No, I can't stop shaving
No, I can't stop shaving
No matter if it's nay, nay, nay, nay, night or day
No matter if it's nay, nay, nay, nay, night or day, no, no

© Peter Andersson.

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paul robinson - November 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Again, DKTOS - I only know a couple of ZZ's songs. Another clever read, though.
Matthias - November 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Love how werewolves made a comeback once again! Howlingly hilarious!
Agrimorfee - November 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Yeah, werewolves again...JAB would be happy...hope he sees this. Very good, Pete!

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