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Song Parodies -> "Kegs"

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ZZ Top

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The Lyrics

A satirical look at frat parties and drinking
We've got kegs, we know how to tap them
Invite the chicks, we're so drunk we slap them
Watch us all chug, life of the party
Some guy got slugged, think it was Marty
Inebriated, won't debate it, we're not alright

We've got kegs, beer by the gallon
Can't feel our legs, another guy's fallen
We throw a kegger, everybody's drinkin
Look like beggars, what were we thinkin?
Rule the frat, laid out flat, we're not alright

We had kegs, we knew how to tap them
Cops came over, were so drunk we slapped them
My head hurts, hangover from Hell
Just gets worse, sittin' in this cell
Drinkin' ale, land in jail, just not my night
Just not my night

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Rice Cube - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Keg good.
Stuart Kidd - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I had the same idea but you beat me to it and did much better than I probably would have.
tom - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
what's up jared? Is this song about me? We wanted to know how things were going with you. Write us back.

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