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Song Parodies -> "AARP-dressed Man"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"AARP-dressed Man"

Parody Written by:

Leo Keough

The Lyrics


AARP (pronounced as "arp" in this song) is the acronym for American Association of Retired Persons
Green shirt, dude-boobs
And I don't know but what they're showing through
Brown suit, bow tie
And braces keep his breeches high-yi-yi

He comes running from a dash to the can
But ev'ry girl's racing from this AARP-dressed man

Soiled crotch, static cling
A slight impression of his wrinkled thing
Duds stink, chicks cringe
He slides around like he's been on a binge

His gums humming, lust is part of his plan
And ev'ry girl's naked to this AARP-dressed man

[Instrumental break]

Gut bloat, butt fat
And eyebrows furry as a feral cat
Plaid slacks, striped vest
Droopin' scarf, he's spookin' the guests

His comb-over's just the last of his strands
And ev'ry girl's grated by this AARP-dressed man

[Instrumental to end]

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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metaphorsbwithu - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Painfully funny. We have a lot to look forward to, don't we?
Old Christie Marie M - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Huh, sonny, what were you singing about? 'Arse-dressed man?" "Hard-head man?" LOL!! Hee-hee! Now, an AARP dressed man is my kind of man! His breaches are rather impeccable to my tastes!
Fiddlegirl - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Think you're funny, dontcha, young whippersnapper? Get back here! (Hits Leo with purse, a la Ruth Buzzi in "Laugh-In" sketch...)
Christie Marie M (normal, younger self) - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
That dude in your parody needs 555 Depends and Men's guards to care for his incontinence and hide his soiled crotch. I loved this OS and your parody! You brought humor amongst a guy with his Senior moment! And I don't blame the girls for racing from this AARP-dressed man!
Timmy1000 - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Never had someone write a song about my clothes and appearance. Thanks for the tribute, Leo. I'm flattered.
Mark Scotti - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
What a great idea for this OS!!! Party of 5 get 5% discount on the 5:00 early bird special.
AFW - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Never thought of AARP as a clothing style before..but seems to work..very fine
blackjack21 - September 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Unlike your AARP guy, this parody is GQ, 555 style points.

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