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Song Parodies -> "AARP-dressed Man"
Original Song Title:
"Sharp Dressed Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ZZ Top
Parody Song Title:
"AARP-dressed Man"
Parody Written by:
Leo Keough
The Lyrics
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AARP (pronounced as "arp" in this song) is the acronym for American Association of Retired Persons
AARP (pronounced as "arp" in this song) is the acronym for American Association of Retired Persons
Green shirt, dude-boobs
And I don't know but what they're showing through
Brown suit, bow tie
And braces keep his breeches high-yi-yi
He comes running from a dash to the can
But ev'ry girl's racing from this AARP-dressed man
Soiled crotch, static cling
A slight impression of his wrinkled thing
Duds stink, chicks cringe
He slides around like he's been on a binge
His gums humming, lust is part of his plan
And ev'ry girl's naked to this AARP-dressed man
[Instrumental break]
Gut bloat, butt fat
And eyebrows furry as a feral cat
Plaid slacks, striped vest
Droopin' scarf, he's spookin' the guests
His comb-over's just the last of his strands
And ev'ry girl's grated by this AARP-dressed man
[Instrumental to end]
And I don't know but what they're showing through
Brown suit, bow tie
And braces keep his breeches high-yi-yi
He comes running from a dash to the can
But ev'ry girl's racing from this AARP-dressed man
Soiled crotch, static cling
A slight impression of his wrinkled thing
Duds stink, chicks cringe
He slides around like he's been on a binge
His gums humming, lust is part of his plan
And ev'ry girl's naked to this AARP-dressed man
[Instrumental break]
Gut bloat, butt fat
And eyebrows furry as a feral cat
Plaid slacks, striped vest
Droopin' scarf, he's spookin' the guests
His comb-over's just the last of his strands
And ev'ry girl's grated by this AARP-dressed man
[Instrumental to end]
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Painfully funny. We have a lot to look forward to, don't we?
Huh, sonny, what were you singing about? 'Arse-dressed man?" "Hard-head man?" LOL!! Hee-hee! Now, an AARP dressed man is my kind of man! His breaches are rather impeccable to my tastes!
Think you're funny, dontcha, young whippersnapper? Get back here! (Hits Leo with purse, a la Ruth Buzzi in "Laugh-In" sketch...)
That dude in your parody needs 555 Depends and Men's guards to care for his incontinence and hide his soiled crotch. I loved this OS and your parody! You brought humor amongst a guy with his Senior moment! And I don't blame the girls for racing from this AARP-dressed man!
Never had someone write a song about my clothes and appearance. Thanks for the tribute, Leo. I'm flattered.
What a great idea for this OS!!!
Party of 5 get 5% discount on the 5:00 early bird special.
Never thought of AARP as a clothing style before..but seems to work..very fine
Unlike your AARP guy, this parody is GQ, 555 style points.
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