We were just five kids, we were really bored,
So we called up the pizza parlour, got what we could afford
the pizza man replied "i'll be there fast"
"nothing stands between me and my task!"
"'im very fast pizza man!"
"'im very fast pizza man!"

We were really bad, babe
We deserved to be Beat,
Cause we splashed some olive oil out on the street.
We ran inside the house and found a place to hide,
and When that pizza man came running he started to slide!
A slipin' slidin' pizza man!
A slipin slidin' pizza man!

(Instrumental Solo)


Now at first he blamed our neighbors, cause we said it was them,
He came back right to our house and started yellin' at my freinds.
if this were medival days he would have our heads,
so we had to work in his kitchen until we turned red!
We were workin' for the pizza man! (Moans and groans)
We were workin' for the pizza man! (Moans and groans)


(fade out)