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Song Parodies -> "Smart Net Hacks"

Original Song Title:

"Sharp Dressed Man"

Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Smart Net Hacks"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Based on:
Streamed flirts, Bluetooth
And I don't know what parts are showin' through
Silk droops, Wi-Fi
And they can see the pleasin' thigh-yi-yi's
Waves come rushin' to the cam on my Mac
And every burst's waiting for the smart net hacks

Smart watch, pricey bling
And I'm transmittin' each and ev'rything
(On) uplinks, chipped disks
I find the cloud is full of new sleuth risks
Knaves come struttin' from a path in the back
'Cause every nerd's ravin' 'bout their smart net knack

[Instrumental break]

Cops probe, cops chat
(But) they don't hurry 'cause they've all got apps
Crack raids, white drugs
Lookin' smart and lookin' for thugs
Knaves come runnin' like a pack from their shack
But every perp's taken 'cause of smart net hacks

[Instrumental to end]

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Agrimorfee - March 27, 2019 - Report this comment
Gee, I wish I had this much inspiration and time. Puto, who are you really, because you just didn't come out of the blue. Oh, never mind, your identity might be best hidden. :)
Puto - March 27, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks! Who am I really? Without getting into a lot of detail, I'm a member of an advanced species of spacefaring aliens. I used to be called Pluto by my friends, because of the amount of time I spent there. But after hearing they demoted Pluto from planet status, I decided to get the "L" out of Pluto.

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