she's got eggs
she knows how to brood them
she spreads her legs
and lo, she exudes them
oh no, she begs
wonderin' if they'll steal them
sits on her behind then
she thinks the farmer cannot find them
she's so crazy...she's so crazy
yeah, she's not bright

a large pair
fall from her fanny
the farmer missed them
they grew into family
when its time for hatchin'
she knows when they're due
and her body squats
and gee, then she protrudes it
its a grind
she don't mind
things will be alright

she's got eggs
but sometimes she lose them
they'll spread her legs
and reach in and choose them
she keeps on tryin
to keep from fryin'
she sleeps at night
morning's her time
oh, she squats here
and she'll often scratch here
that chicken's not bright
she's not bright