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Song Parodies for Metallica

Original SongParody SongParody Author
"2x4" "(Jeep) 4x4" "B. O'Connor"
"Ain't My B@#$%" "Ain't The Sith" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Ain't My B@#$%" "I'm Gettin' Sick" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Ain't My Bitch" "E.T Bitch (ID4)" "B. O'Connor"
"All Within My Hands" "All Is Wrong Again" "Red Ant"
"Battery" "Batteries" "To A Lesser Extent"
"Battery" "Butterflies (eating metallica)" "Viva La Spatula"
"Battery" "Cranberries" "zvoidx"
"Battery" "Factory" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Battery" "Parody" "PorkSoda"
"Battery" "Samurai" "SamuraiMaster"
"Battery" "Three Stooges" "Floyd's Garage"
"Better Than You" "Smarter Than You" "Dandaman"
"Blackened" "Bowsette" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Blackened" "Fattened" "Razor03"
"Blackened" "Flattened" "Diseased Minds"
"Blackened" "Icon" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Creeping Death" "Creeping Santa" "goosebumpsadair"
"Creeping Death" "Stinking Breath" "Red Ant"
"Die, Die My Darling" "Fly, Fly My Fledgling" "Omega8"
"Dirty Windows" "Dirty Winblows" "Metalmanallica01"
"Dirty Window" "Worthless Lyrics" "Red Ant"
"Disposable Heroes" "Disposable Russians" "Dylan Baranski"
"Disposable Heroes" "Disposable T.V. Shows" "LODweed"
"Disposable Heroes" "Disposable Zeros" "harry"
"Dyers Eve" "Friars Piss" "Fack Sabbath"
"Enter Sandman" "Barry White" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Enter Sandman (Cunning Stunts version)" "Enter Simpson (The Simpson Destruction tour version)" "Digimonfan2020"
"Enter Sandman" "Eating Marmite" "Hurricane64"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Ant-Man" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Barman" "Meteaga"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Bathroom" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Canned Ham" "Danny Mew"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Cupid" ""
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Diva (American Idol)" "Ahnonamis"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Fatman" "zvoidx"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Grinchman" "JCO"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Hang Man" "Tomario"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Jackman" "Mike Oxhard"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Jackson" "Ned Riley"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Jesus" "Chris Caillouet"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Mailman" "Mikey F"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Movie" "Josh 2"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Nick Sandmann" "Arch Vile"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Papperman" "carly_carlz"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Peter" "Below Average Dave"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Red Ant" "Matthias"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Sandwich" "Joel Martinez"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Sandwich" "Matthias"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Sandwich (Revision)" "Matthias"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Santa" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Santa" "Greesha"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Santa" "Sour Kreme"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Santa" "White Mystery"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter Tabman" "Henry Moon"
"Enter Sandman" "Enter The Kidnappers" "Konner Wilson"
"Enter Sandman" "Exit Badman (Farewell to Michael Jackson)" "Bubba"
"Enter Sandman" "Exit Sandpeople" "Steven Cavanagh"
"Enter Sandman" "Ice Cream Man" "Mikey Boy"
"Enter Sandman" "Im A Dead Man" "Ghetto John"
"Enter Sandman" "I'm A Sadman" "JMasta"
"Enter Sandman" "King of the Hill (The Hank Hill Song)" "Floyd's Garage"
"Enter Sandman" "Ode to Doom3" "Braingoo"
"Enter Sandman" "Off We Go To Candyland!" "Agrimorfee"
"Enter Sandman" "Peter Pan" "S.T.G."
"Enter Sandman" "Puttynose" "Some guy"
"Eye Of The Beholder" "Eye OF Metallica" "okeydokey"
"Fade To Black" "Fade From Black" "Chris Pollman"
"Fade To Black" "Fade To Black Sesame Street Edition" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Fade to Black" "Fade to Plaque" "SMG"
"Fade To Black" "Fade To Rap" "Fack Sabbath"
"Fade to Black" "LDS (Limp Dick Syndrome)" "Cactus Impersonator"
"Fade to Black" "Licence to Kill" "Dylan Baranski"
"Fade To Black" "Lost on Deck" "Carl"
"Fade To Black" "Taking it Back" "Metalmanallica01"
"Fade to Black" "The Diet Song" "Robbie G."
"Fight Fire With Fire" "Fight Doris With Doris" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Fixxxer" "Bitter" "Metalmanallica01"
"Fixxxer" "Down the Sh***er" "Metalmanallica01"
"For Whom the Bell Tolls" "Anna Nicole Smith" "Floyd's Garage"
"For Whom the Bell Tolls" "Diet Song" "S.T.G."
"For Whom The Bell Tolls" "Do You Smell Trolls" "dennis"
"For Whom The Bell Tolls" "For Whom Hates Elmo" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"For Whom The Bell Tolls" "For Whom The Hearing Fails" "TheAnswerIsNo"
"For Whom The Bell Tolls" "For Whom The Hearing Fails" "TheAnswerIsNo"
"For Whom The Bell Tolls" "For Whom The Sleigh Flies" "Rick DeMar a.k.a. NR417"
"For Whom The Bell Tolls" "For Whom The Smell Tolls" "Harry"
"For Whom the Bell Tolls" "For Whom the Votes Poll" "carly_carlz"
"Frantic" "A Beggar's Tale" "Letaur"
"Frantic" "Lyrics?!" "Red Ant"
"Frantic" "(Me)Tallic(A)" "Ned Riley"
"Fuel" "Cruel" "ThatIsCorrect"
"Fuel" "Food" "Scrawny Johnny"
"Fuel" "Mule" "Dennis"
"Fuel" "Terri" "Big G"
"Harvester of sorrow" "Harvester of Money" "Matt+Shimmy"
"Hero of the Day" "Hero of the day (A tribute to Final Fantasy ADicts" "Big G"
"Hit the Lights" "Need a Light" "ironman"
"Hit The Lights" "Plan A Fight" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Hit The Lights" "Streak The Nights" "Red Ant"
"I Disappear" "They Reappear" "Phantom Hitchhiker"
"Invisible Kid" "Metallica's Skid" "Red Ant"
"Invisible Kid" "What Metallica Did" "Metalmanallica01"
"Jump In the Fire" "Jump In Ice Water" "Cactus Impersonator"
"King Nothing" "Think Nothing" "Salman"
"King Nothing" "Toon Disney" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Leper Messiah" "Social Pariah" "TheAnswerIsNo"
"Little Boy You're Going to Hell (South Park)" "Big Ol' Tree I'm Cutting You Down" "Below Average Dave"
"Master of Puppets" "Bastard in Office" "Dylan Baranski"
"Master Of Puppets" "Blaster Of Muppets" "Jimmy J. & Phil Alexander"
"Master of Puppets" "Destruction of Glasses" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Master of Puppets" "Fatter From Suppers" "zvoidx"
"Master Of Puppets." "Master Of Aykroyd" "Monstermaster13"
"Master of Puppets" "Master of Buffets" "Goggleboy"
"Master of Puppets" "Master of Flannel" "Chadd Woodall"
"Master of Puppets" "Master of Grilling" "Scrawny Johnny"
"Master Of Puppets" "Master Of Muppets" "El DeRoblo"
"Master of Puppets" "Master of Muppets" "Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)"
"Master of Puppets" "Master of Puppies" "Yoidy"
"Master Of Puppets" "Master Of Puppies" "Yoidy"
"Master of Puppets" "Master of Sucking" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Master of Puppets" "Masters of Pop-Ups" "Jared"
"Master of Puppets" "Math Test of Puppets" "Harry"
"Master of Puppets" "McDonald Master" "Rebel Knight"
"Master of Puppets" "Mustaine Sweats Bullets" "Dead Metal"
"Master Of Puppets" "Napster" "Metalmanallica01"
"Master of Puppets" "Napster of Puppets" "Patrick Powers"
"Master of Puppets" "Napster Of Puppets" "Sam Dornan"
"Master Of Puppets" "Pastor Of Muppets" "Diseased Minds"
"Master Of Puppets" "Sesame Muppets" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Master of Puppets" "Ted Baxter" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Master of Puppets" "They Are The Muppets" "Roswell"
"Mercyful Fate" "School Skipping Fate" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Motorbreath" "Ombudsman" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Motorbreath" "Sausage fest (Gigolo hubris)" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"My World" "Might Hurl" "Red Ant"
"My World" "My Money" "Metalmanallica01"
"No Leaf Clover" "No More Fanbase?" "Red Ant"
"No Remorse" "No Remorse (For Politicians)" "Dylan Baranski"
"Nothing Else Matter" "Do We Ever Matter" "MColl"
"Nothing Else Matters" "300 Pounds Fatter" "Mikey Boy"
"Nothing Else Matters" "Hide Your Face" "Lloyd Fox"
"Nothing Else Matters" "I'm A Real Pervert" "Joel Martinez"
"Nothing Else Matters" "Nineteen Eighty Four" "Arch Vile"
"Nothing Else Matters" "Nothing Else Matters (The RIAA Anthem)" "Michael Quinn"
"Nothing Else Matters" "Nothing Else Splatters" "Jamie"
"Nothing Else Matters" "Nothing is Matter" "Alan the Ottoman"
"Nothing Else Matters" "Our Hearts Have Been Shattered ( Tribute To Monaco Chris)" "Ghetto John"
"Nothing Else Matters" "The Age Doesn't Matter" "S.T.G."
"One" "1-1-1" "SamuraiMaster"
"One" "Audit" "Big G"
"One" "Broke" "Anderson 'Parody Man' Araujo"
"One" "Done (Metallica hangs it up)" "Floyd's Garage"
"One" "Hangover" "The Hellacious Duo"
"One" "Hen(Death Call On The Chicken Ranch)" "Agrimorfee"
"One" "Hungry" "Chris Bodily TM"
"One" "Mom" "Todd Sellers"
"One" "One Child In A 3rd World Country Dies Each Minute" "Erchibald"
"One" "One (Formerly Three)" "Hu’s On First"
"One" "One(ness)" "dennis"
"One" "Ones" "Chris Pollman"
"One" "One (Sesame Street style)" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"One" "Ooosh" "Fack Sabbath"
"One" "SCHHHRUM!" "TheAnswerIsNo"
"One" "Two" "Stone Cold Crazio"
"One" "What?" "Abesboy7"
"Phantom Lord" "Hardware Store" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Phantom Lord" "Smorgasbord" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Prince Charming" "John Kerry" "BigG"
"Purify" "Horrified" "Red Ant"
"Purify" "Pikachu" "SamuraiMaster"
"Ride the Lightning" "McDonalds I'm Lovin It" "Rick"
"Ride The Lightning" "Stop The Streakers!" "Scrawny Johnny"
"Ride The Lightning" "Take The Shower" "Metallicker"
"Ride the Lightning" "Thanksgiving with G.W. Bush in Iraq" "Floyd's Garage"
"Ride The Lightning" "Tide And Whitening" "Chris Pollman"
"Ride the Lightning" "Write the Parody" "SamuraiMaster"
"Sad But True" "Channel Two" "Rex Ungericht"
"Sad But True" "My Precious" "Ned Riley"
"Sad but True" "Padded Room" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Sad But True" "Strange But True" "Phantom Hitchhiker"
"Sad But True" "That Butt Toots" "Harry"
"Saint Anger" "Coat Hanger" "Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)"
"Saint Anger" "Power Ranger" "Mikey Boy"
"Sanitarium" "Fish Aquarium" "Aaron Dillon"
"Sanitarium (Welcome Home)" "Vegetarian" "Floyd's Garage"
"Seek and Destroy" "Seek and Destroy (The Napster Uncontrollable Pyscho Re-mix)" "Patrick Powers"
"Seek and Destroy" "Seek and Rewind" "Todd Sellers"
"Seek & Destroy" "Fan Base Destroyed" "Floyd's Garage"
"Seek & Destroy" "Streak and Enjoy" "Red Ant"
"Seek & Destroy" "We Have No Coins" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Shoot Me Again" "Recycle Bin" "Red Ant"
"Some Kind Of Monster" "I'm Just A Stomper" "Your Worst Nightmare's Worst Nightmare"
"Some Kind Of Monster" "No Kind of Lyrics" "Red Ant"
"St. Anger" "A Day At The Zoo" "Scott No Last Name Given"
"St. Anger" "Anger Management" "John Spoof"
"St. Anger (complete album)" "St. Anguish (album w/bonus tracks)" "Red Ant"
"St. Anger" "Great Hanger" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"St. Anger" "How To Feel Ripped Off, Cheated, And Waste £10" "Viva La Spatula"
"St. Anger" "Saint Seiya" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"St. Anger" "St. Anger Sucks" "Ned Riley"
"St. Anger" "St. Anger Sucks" "Red Ant"
"St Anger" "St Crapness" "Marto"
"St. Anger" "St. Hunger" "Panic Pagoda"
"St.Anger" "St.Suckfest" "Metalmanallica01"
"Sweet Amber" "Fat Anna" "Big Pig"
"Sweet Amber" "Sweet Music" "Red Ant"
"The Day That Never Comes" "The Day That I Wish Wasn't Tomorrow (But Next Weeks Good)" "Skittle"
"The End Of The Line" "Mouth Full Of Grime" "TheAnswerIsNo"
"The Four Horsemen" "The Four Streakers" "Red Ant"
"The Four Horsemen" "The Poor Sportsman" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"The Four Horsemen" "The Speech Code" "Big G"
"The God That Failed" "The RP That Failed" "SamuraiMaster"
"The House That Jack Built" "Pinball Wizard 3000" "B. O'Connor"
"The Memory Remains" "A Cavity Remains" "Alandrian"
"The Memory Remains" "Economies of Scale" "NeonPaul"
"The Memory Remains" "Metallica Remains" "Ned Riley"
"The Memory Remains" "Retirement Home" "Panic Pagoda"
"The Memory Remains" "The Cavity Remains" "SamuraiMaster"
"The Thing That Should Not Be" "The Camp That Doesn't Rock" "Edward Genereux"
"The Thing That Should Not Be" "The Crud That Should Not Be" "SamuraiMaster"
"The Thing that Should not be" "The King Sean Hannity" "Big G"
"The Unforgiven" "Fanart Central" "Joel Martinez"
"The Unforgiven" "Invader Zim" "Todd Sellers"
"The Unforgiven" "Leftover Chicken" "DarkJon64"
"The Unforgiven" "Sacrificed" "dennis"
"The Unforgiven" "The Opposition" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"The Unforgiven" "The Unrepentant" "Lionel Mertens"
"The Unnamed Feeling" "The Queasy Feeling" "Red Ant"
"Trapped Under Ice" "Douche, Douche" "Cactus Impersonator"
"Trapped Under Ice" "Lapped By Him Twice" "Red Ant"
"Turn the Page" "Draw Something (My Own Version)" "Darius Whitehead"
"Unforgiven" "Unforgiven: The Metallica Sucks Remix" "Patrick Powers"
"Until it Sleeps" "Until it Fits" "Murshid Zaman"
"Until It Sleeps" "Until It Weeps" "Fack Sabbath"
"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)" "Cafeteria" "Scrawny Johnny"
"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)" "Planetarium" "Danny.Mew"
"Wherever I may Roam" "Sorry, I Ain't Home" "Rick"
"Wherever I May Roam" "Wherever In My Room" "Scrawny Johnny"
"Whiskey In The Jar" "Alcoholic In The Bar" "Jesse"
"Whiskey in the Jar" "Kennedy in the Car" "Big G"
"Whiskey In the Jar" "Napster in the Wild" "Im Weasel"
"Whisky In The Jar" "Animé At A-kon" "Heather-Sher Klebs"


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