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Song Parodies -> "That Butt Toots"

Original Song Title:

"Sad But True"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"That Butt Toots"

Parody Written by:

Harry

The Lyrics

That Butt Toots

Bray!
Slime more gripes
Slimed the one, oozed quakes, blew chair
Frayed!
Grimed more gripes
Mine, the buns who blare!
Gray!
Gray butt rays
Slime more moanings my end pows!
Grain!
Grain butt sprays
I'll fart weather flares

Slimed more steam, baked bean meal
Grime, house flies, end toots, gusts squeal
Whined more flames that make paint peel
That butt toots!

Slimed roar steam, grime I spray
Roll your eyes while my butt flays
Whined my Hanes, riled toots rip
You notice that butt toots!

Phew!
Wear a mask
Run for cover, for shelter
Eww!
Wear gas mask
You're the one who's blamed
Phew!
Flue pipe work
Shoo, fly! thirty jerks, flamethrow!
Blew!
Blew rye seeds
For you're whose buns are blamed

Slimed more steam, baked bean meal
Grime, house flies, end toots, gusts squeal
Whined more flames that make paint peel
That butt toots!

Whine more steam, mine ass brays
Roll your eyes, cry, my butt flays!
Grinds, “roar trains”, riled toots display
Stewed notes, this butt can toot!

Grate!
thundered grate
Thunder grate then blew lava
Spray
Ate wild rice
Bray farts snuffing air

Bray
grimed more strife
Let the one who shook your chair
Frayed!
Slime pit gripes
Without no underwear

Whine more steam, baked bean meal
Roll your eyes when my gusts squeal
Whined more flames that make paint peel
That butt toots!

Chimed more toots, welling cries
Whines from seasoned chili fries
Grime inside open your ears
I toot!
the security code said DQ I guess that's what was tooting :-).

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2Eagle - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Who's the troll? This is very clever and imaginative. There is no end to what you can do with such a trivial subject.
Harry - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle. I had a BLAST writing this. There should be a new rule: you cannot vote unless you write a comment on WHY you think it's good or bad. Whatever...Glad you enjoyed it. :-). And for mr. troll, Have a Lars Bar.

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