Song Parodies -> "St. Anger Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"St. Anger"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"St. Anger Sucks"

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The Lyrics

First five albums were gold, but after that, not so much. I guess once you've done something as epic as the Black Album, you've given up all your A material. It's not entirely bashing Metallica, just St. Anger.

Saint Anger hurts my ears
Saint Anger hurts my ears
It’s the worst they’ve done in years
Saint Anger hurts my ears

(It f***in’ sucked, it f***in’ sucked)
Saint Anger hurts my ears
(It f***in’ sucked, it f***in’ sucked)
It’s the worst they’ve done in years
(It f***in’ sucked, it f***in’ sucked)
Saint Anger hurts my ears
(It f***in’ sucked, it f***in’ sucked)
It’s the worst they’ve done in years

Since the Black album, they’ve been cursed
Their music has been getting worse
They need to go back to the sound
From Master of Puppets
F***in’ sucked and f***in’ caused me pain
I heard it once, I think I’ve gone insane
If DM’s worse, I'll hang myself.
Put rope around my neck

I fear their next one
Could be so dumb
Much worse, I fear
Is that SOAD I hear?

I’m mad that it happened to you
I’m mad that it happened to you

Saint Anger, worst of all
Saint Anger, worst of all
Such a kick in the balls
Saint Anger, worst of all

(It f***in’ sucked, it f***in’ sucked)
Saint Anger, worst of all
(It f***in’ sucked, it f***in’ sucked)
Such a kick in the balls
(It f***in’ sucked, it f***in’ sucked)
Saint Anger, worst of all
(It f***in’ sucked, it f***in’ sucked)
Such a kick in the balls

It really is now getting sad
To be this low just makes me mad
I think they need to call it quits
Or maybe just improve
F*** you Lars, you f***in’ mercen’ry
Your messages will never get to me
I will not pay, I’ll download it
To buy is a waste of cash

I hear this bullsh**
I don’t like it
Hard to give f***
Is it me or does it suck?

This music is not good to me
This music is not good to me
This music is not good to me
This music is not good to me

And I want Metallica to make good music
And I want Metallica just to rock
And I need Metallica not to suck
Yeah, and I want Metallica to be cool

And I need to hear Metallica rock
And I need to hear Metallica rock

F***IN’ ROCK!!!

Since the Black album, they’ve been cursed
Their music has been getting worse
They need to go back to the sound
From Master of Puppets
F***in’ sucked and f***in’ caused me pain
I heard it once, I think I’ve gone insane
If DM’s worse, I'll hang myself.
Put rope around my neck

I fear their next one
Could be so dumb
Much worse, I fear
Is that SOAD I hear?

I’m mad that it happened to you
I’m mad that it happened to you
I’m mad that it happened to you
I’m mad that it happened to you

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Digimonfan2020 - February 21, 2012 - Report this comment

Man, This is B******t! ST. ANGER doesn't suck! It's one of Metallica's okay albums. I mean one of the songs wasn't good and all that but you can't expect everyone to know that this record sucked. I think it's alright and I'm sticking to it.

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