In this game we play.
I keep your dreariness at bay.
I'm the lord of gore and darkness.
Don't you lie to me.
I can smell all your fear.
My influence will be your addiction.


Try some, like what you see.
It's my Aykroydian theory.
That you require more from me.
And now i'm going to be.
Educating you.

Don't question Aykroyd.
Almighty Aykroyd.
The great Dan Aykroyd (Aykroyd)
I am your Aykroydian master.
Master!
Master!
Master of Aykroyd, i'm obsessed with scary things.
Controlling your thoughts like i'm pulling your strings.


Don't cry now, you won't feel a thing.
Just give up now and harm is what I won't bring.
Master!
Master!
Just listen to my Aykroydian ways.
Master!
Master!

To get on my good side.
There's a price you must pay.
Never question your master's orders.
Study real hard, listen closely.
Soak in all the Aykroydology.
And you'll see Aykroyd in the mirror.


Try some, like what you see.
It's my Aykroydian theory.
That you require more from me.
And now i'm going to be.
Educating you.


Don't question Aykroyd.
Almighty Aykroyd.
The great Dan Aykroyd (Aykroyd)
I am your Aykroydian master.
Master!
Master!
Master of Aykroyd, i'm obsessed with scary things.
Controlling your thoughts like i'm pulling your strings.

Don't cry now, you won't feel a thing.
Just give up now and harm is what I won't bring.
Master!
Master!
Just listen to my Aykroydian ways.
Master!
Don't cry now, you won't feel a thing.
Just give up now and harm is what I won't bring.

Master!
Master!
Just listen to my Aykroydian ways.
Master!
(Master, master, master, master)
Master!
Master!

I didn't choose Dan, he chose me.
Master!
Master!
Proud to be his pupil.
Aykroyd!
Aykroyd!
I don't need to drink his blood.
Or Crystal Head Vodka.
Aykroyd!
Aykroyd!
I'm laughing at your pleas.


I can fix you up.
In this secret lab.
You're now my lab rat.
You're my subject now, I can fix you.
Hellish surgery, awaits you in this room.
Unless you surrender to my orders.
And listen to me without question.
Yes, that's more like it.
You don't have to fight.
I have claimed your friends.
Now I can have you too.


Don't question Aykroyd.
Obey me, i'm your master (master)
It will be easier and go down faster (faster)
Your Aykroydian master.
Master!
Don't question Aykroyd.
Almighty Aykroyd.
The great Dan Aykroyd (Aykroyd)
I am your Aykroydian master.
Master!
Master!
Master of Aykroyd, i'm obsessed with scary things.
Controlling your thoughts like i'm pulling your strings.
Don't panic now, you won't feel a thing.
Don't cry and let me down my Aykroydian spiel.

Master!
Master!
Let me chant my Aykroydian spiel.
Master!
Master!