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Song Parodies -> "Enter Sandwich"
Original Song Title:
"Enter Sandman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Enter Sandwich"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Geeze! I’m scared of this bun
Tried to toast this one
And now me he will hunt
This Cuban’s like Stalin
At me throws toothpicks
Man, This sandwich is nuts!!!
Makes me cry with onions
Chopping them up with knives!
Time to fight!
Take a bite
Nasty ham
Not that Oscar Mayer brand
You hate crust that’s just fine
I prefer my fried
And not out of it’s mind!
Stabbed with sporks, torched with fire
Sandwich won’t expire!
So I’m running in fright!!!
Once I hated Reubens
Now the corned beef I’ll like!
Your bread kind…
Wheat or White?
Worse than Spam
And that Oscar Mayer brand!
Hell No!!!
Tomatoes hurled by the heap
(Tomatoes hurled by the heap)
A splattered load of bacon grease
(A splattered load of bacon grease)
I should have ordered T-Bone steak
(I should have ordered T-Bone steak)
This sub’s more vicious than a snake
(This sub’s more vicious than a snake!)
Toss out the hoagie, destroy the club
Grab dinner down at “Thee Olde Pub”
Called up the Priest he didn’t last
We need Cartman’s big fast ass!!!
Mayo squirts
Makes me hurt
Ain’t too bland
Darn lunchmeat
I can’t beat
Lost my hand
Worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand!!!
Aaaargghhh!!!!
Watch out!
Oh No!
It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand
(Cold cuts mad!)
It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand
(Grilled my dad!)
It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand
It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand
It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand…
Tried to toast this one
And now me he will hunt
This Cuban’s like Stalin
At me throws toothpicks
Man, This sandwich is nuts!!!
Makes me cry with onions
Chopping them up with knives!
Time to fight!
Take a bite
Nasty ham
Not that Oscar Mayer brand
You hate crust that’s just fine
I prefer my fried
And not out of it’s mind!
Stabbed with sporks, torched with fire
Sandwich won’t expire!
So I’m running in fright!!!
Once I hated Reubens
Now the corned beef I’ll like!
Your bread kind…
Wheat or White?
Worse than Spam
And that Oscar Mayer brand!
Hell No!!!
Tomatoes hurled by the heap
(Tomatoes hurled by the heap)
A splattered load of bacon grease
(A splattered load of bacon grease)
I should have ordered T-Bone steak
(I should have ordered T-Bone steak)
This sub’s more vicious than a snake
(This sub’s more vicious than a snake!)
Toss out the hoagie, destroy the club
Grab dinner down at “Thee Olde Pub”
Called up the Priest he didn’t last
We need Cartman’s big fast ass!!!
Mayo squirts
Makes me hurt
Ain’t too bland
Darn lunchmeat
I can’t beat
Lost my hand
Worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand!!!
Aaaargghhh!!!!
Watch out!
Oh No!
It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand
(Cold cuts mad!)
It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand
(Grilled my dad!)
It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand
It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand
It’s worse than Oscar Mayer’s brand…
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(Artistry) A sandwich makin' nightmare! OK, but marred by questionable poetic license ("At me he throws toothpicks") and a head-scratching Priest and Cartman verse.
Aggy: The Priest line was a homage to "The Exorcist", and "Cartman's Big Fat Ass" was due to thinking of a humorous way of destroying the sandwich and getting eaten by Eric Cartman I thought would be pretty funny. I'm still a fan of this parody I've written.
Aggy: And I can't see anything wrong with a sandwich using toothpicks as a weapon seeing that they're sharp and made of wood. (Seeing that the sandwich is also insane and alive I can't see any of these lines that you mentioned anywhere out of the paranormal for this song)
(Artistry) An animated vengeful sandwich? Disney is seeping into your veins, my lad. This definitely needs video.
Matty: It's not about him throwing toothpicks that was offputting to me...just the poor grammar. Sorry I just didn't get the other stuff.
(Artistry) I disagree with Rex's request for a video - that would be Nightmare Fuel incarnate for a guy who likes to eat (ie ME). Top notch pacing, Matthias, and funny as. 555 for you!
I could have sworn that I read and commented on this one. Other than the grammar in the line Agri pointed out, and one editing error, I thought this was hilarious. Frankly with a little editing, this one could be one hell of a recording, awesome parody Matty
Great work, though I agree with Aggy that "Called up the Priest he didn’t last
We need Cartman’s big fast ass!!!" seemed out of place with the rest of the lyrics, even with the comment explanation given. 545
555! Great song. A very good Let's Meet The Meat kind of song. Kind of reminds of some of the food on that tv show Chowder.
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