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Song Parodies -> "Disposable Russians"

Original Song Title:

"Disposable Heroes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Disposable Russians"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

OK, I'm still steamed at Putin, but then I've been hearing stories of scores of Russian soldiers who really didn't want to invade Ukraine in the first place, so I decided to write this one not to sympathize with Putin or the Russian Armed Forces, but to mourn for the families of soldiers who were sent into something they really didn't want to be involved in in the first place as well as the anti-war protestors who have been victimized by an oppressive regime. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Bodies fill Ukraine, I see,
No sign of an end.
No one supports Putin now,
Why does he pretend?
This man’s blind to protestors,
Just arrests ‘em all.
Victim of the media,
Dictator ‘till he falls.

President made of clay, Ukraine’s givin’ hell.
Belarus tries to truss; will they serve him well?
Bred to kill, not to care; he just wants his way.
Opponents he’ll repress; their freedom gone away.

Putin’s a scrunt!
He just does what he wants when he wants!
Putin’s a scrunt!
He just lies ‘cause he thinks he must lie!
Putin’s a scrunt!
A coward!
A sinner!
A blind man!

Barking of machine gun fire
Means nothing to Ukraine,
Putin thought this war’d be quick;
He must’ve done cocaine.
Thinks he’s man because he talks
The language of the thieves.*
Bodies fill Ukraine, I see,
Will they soon get relief?

President made of clay, Ukraine’s givin’ hell.
Belarus tries to truss; will they serve him well?
Bred to kill, not to care; he just wants his way.
Opponents he’ll repress; their freedom gone away.

Putin’s a scrunt!
He just does what he wants when he wants!
Putin’s a scrunt!
He just lies ‘cause he thinks he must lie!
Putin’s a scrunt!
A coward!
A sinner!
A blind man!

WHY
Is he lying?
KILL
Sheds no tears!
DIE
Russians dying!
HELL
Hell is near!

[guitar solo]

WHY
Is he lying?
KILL
Sheds no tears!
DIE
Russians dying!
HELL
Hell is near!

Putin’s such a liar!

Russians out in neighbor’s land
‘Cause they had no say.
Had no chance to disagree,
Putin went astray.
Looking back, he’ll realize
Nothing has he done.
Like Adolf, he will be in
A bunker with a gun.

President made of clay, Ukraine’s givin’ hell.
Belarus tries to truss; will they serve him well?
Bred to kill, not to care; he just wants his way.
Opponents he’ll repress; their freedom gone away.

Putin’s a scrunt!
He just does what he wants when he wants!
Putin’s a scrunt!
He just lies ‘cause he thinks he must lie!
Putin’s a scrunt!
A coward!
A sinner!
A blind man!

Putin’s a scrunt! [x5]
*-Referring to the fact that Putin sometimes uses fenya, a form of jargon popular among criminals.

Copyright 2022 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by being left to die with only friend.

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Susanna Viljanen - March 04, 2022 - Report this comment
Slava svobodnaya Ukraina!
Dylan Baranski - March 04, 2022 - Report this comment
Thank you, Susanna!

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