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Song Parodies -> "Metallica Remains"

Original Song Title:

"The Memory Remains"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Metallica Remains"

Parody Written by:

Ned Riley

The Lyrics

I wrote this in like half an hour, so I'm not expecting any critical acclaim.
Fortune, fame
Singer James
Lars insane
But Metallica remains

Heavy riffs on radio waves
Another band denies the grave
Hear fairweather fans make their cheers for Death Magnetic

Last album kinda sucked
No more do they give a f***
Really doing fine or are they still just plain pathetic?

Fortune, fame
Singer James
Is he sane?
Ulrich vain
Napster blamed
Drives insane
But Metallica remains

Heavy riffs we wanna learn
From CD's we tried to burn
While their current output just consists of crap

Why do they carry on?
Not interested in new songs
Gone downhill
Ever since
Album, Black

Fortune, fame
Singer James
Is he sane?
Ulrich vain
Napster blamed
Drives insane

Die stupid thrash metal

Nananananana nananada nananananana nanananadana
Nananananana nananada nananananana nanananadana

Drift away
Fade away
Stupid thrash metal

Gone downhill
Ever since
Album, Black

Fortune, fame
Singer James
Is he sane?
Ulrich vain
Napster blamed
Drives insane
But Metallica remains

Gone downhill
Ever since
Album, Black
Metallica remains
New songs are plain pathetic

Die stupid thrash metal, die

Nananananana nananada nanananana nanananadana
Nananananana nananada nanananana nanananadana

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Jonathan S. - March 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Even though I do like Metallica, I think this isn't bad at all for being written in a half-hour. 555
SamuraiMaster - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Not bad, but I gotta say Metallica is not pathetic.
Digimonfan2020 - February 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I think it's an okay parody. Even though I'm much more of a Metallica fan as much as my dad was... or used to be.

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