As we were going to the best animé convention
We saw an H.A., on his car his was working
I first produced my cleavage, and then I produced my camera
I said "Lemme take your picture, someday we may need it"

Yeah

We took his picture, it was our treasured relic
We took his picture, yeah, me and my H.A.R.M.ies
We say we do parodies, no, now we want some Pocky
We are all women, yeah, we know how to trick people easy

Amusing ghetto senpai phun
Whack for my H.A.R.M.ie-o's
Whack for my H.A.R.M.ie-o's
There's animé at A-kon-o

Being baka and hentai, we went to the dealer's chamber
Taking all our money with us, there seemed no danger
We spent six, maybe seven, yeah, in walked the H.A.
We jumped up, screamed, and glomped him more than ever, yeah

Amusing ghetto senpai phun
Whack for my H.A.R.M.ie-o's
Whack for my H.A.R.M.ie-o's
There's animé at A-kon-o

Yeah, animé
Yo-ooh, animé

Now, some girls like "Tenchi" and some girls like "Ranma"
And some girls like "Utena", that revolutionary lesbian
Me, I like "Harlock", especially at A-kon
But here I am in Buda, here I am in this stupid hick-town

Amusing ghetto senpai phun
Whack for my H.A.R.M.ie-o's
Whack for my H.A.R.M.ie-o's
There's animé at A-kon-o, yeah

Anime at A-kon, yeah

Amusing ghetto senpai phun
Amusing ghetto senpai phun, hey
Amusing ghetto senpai phun
Amusing ghetto senpai phun, yeah