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Song Parodies -> "St Crapness"
Original Song Title:
"St Anger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"St Crapness"
Parody Written by:
Marto
The Lyrics
I think Olivia Newton-John music hhas been crap ever since 1985. someone need to give her a lecture!
St. crapness round her neck
St. crapness round her neck
Olivia Newton-john never got respect
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
Olivia Newton-john never got respect
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out))
Olivia Newton-john never got respect
[Chorus:]
Fuck her shit albums fuck her crap movies
I diss crap music on ruby sets
She need a voice to tell herself
To tell herself she's finished
Fuck her shit albums fuck her crap movies
I diss crap music on ruby sets
Metal rock! Ill burn her albums
St. crapness round her neck
I feel my hating shake
I can't stop making it
Hard to avoid
Is it hating
Or joking?
I'm madly Hate her music[2x]
St. crapness round her neck
St. crapness round her neck
Olivia Newton-John never got respect
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
Olivia Newton-john never got respect
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out))
Olivia Newton-john never got respect
[Chorus]
I feel my hating shake
I can't stop making it
Hard to avoid
Is it hating
Or joking?
I'm madly Hate her music [4x]
I want Metallica in the rock hall
I want Madonna in the rock hall
I need Slipknot to go diamond
I want my dissing to follow me
I need to kick her down forever
I need the rock ahll to never let her in
Never let in!
[Chorus]
I feel my hating shake
I can't stop making it
Hard to avoid
Is it hating
Or joking?
I'm madly Hate her music [4x]
St. crapness round her neck
Olivia Newton-john never got respect
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
Olivia Newton-john never got respect
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out))
Olivia Newton-john never got respect
[Chorus:]
Fuck her shit albums fuck her crap movies
I diss crap music on ruby sets
She need a voice to tell herself
To tell herself she's finished
Fuck her shit albums fuck her crap movies
I diss crap music on ruby sets
Metal rock! Ill burn her albums
St. crapness round her neck
I feel my hating shake
I can't stop making it
Hard to avoid
Is it hating
Or joking?
I'm madly Hate her music[2x]
St. crapness round her neck
St. crapness round her neck
Olivia Newton-John never got respect
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
Olivia Newton-john never got respect
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out))
Olivia Newton-john never got respect
[Chorus]
I feel my hating shake
I can't stop making it
Hard to avoid
Is it hating
Or joking?
I'm madly Hate her music [4x]
I want Metallica in the rock hall
I want Madonna in the rock hall
I need Slipknot to go diamond
I want my dissing to follow me
I need to kick her down forever
I need the rock ahll to never let her in
Never let in!
[Chorus]
I feel my hating shake
I can't stop making it
Hard to avoid
Is it hating
Or joking?
I'm madly Hate her music [4x]
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Good! Anything pre-1990 is crap to me.
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