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Song Parodies -> "Enter Jackman"
Original Song Title:
"Enter Sandman"
Original Performer:
Metalica
Parody Song Title:
"Enter Jackman"
Parody Written by:
Mike Oxhard
The Lyrics
So you pray on little ones
Who stay the night til the sun
Shines down on everyone
Stick it in, warm within
Keep you loose with gin
til the Jackman he comes
Sleep with one eye open
Don’t you put up a fight
Exit light
Enter Mike
You’re a man?
Getting off at never never land
Somethings wrong, I don’t feel right
Porno thoughts tonight
You look like snow white
Dreams of boys, dreams of white
soft smooth skin, it’s alright
Be afraid I will bite
Sleep with one eye open
Don’t you put up a fight
Exit light
Enter Mike
You’re a man?
Getting off at never never land
Now I lay down with a creep
Prays on kids he pays to keep
If I cry before I wake
Then my innocence Mike did take
Hush little boy, now don’t say a word
Your speech is getting very slurred
No one will believe you if you tell
About this night in Jackman hell
Exit light
Enter Mike
Juice on the stand
Exit light
Enter Mike
Take my hand
Down to never never land
Who stay the night til the sun
Shines down on everyone
Stick it in, warm within
Keep you loose with gin
til the Jackman he comes
Sleep with one eye open
Don’t you put up a fight
Exit light
Enter Mike
You’re a man?
Getting off at never never land
Somethings wrong, I don’t feel right
Porno thoughts tonight
You look like snow white
Dreams of boys, dreams of white
soft smooth skin, it’s alright
Be afraid I will bite
Sleep with one eye open
Don’t you put up a fight
Exit light
Enter Mike
You’re a man?
Getting off at never never land
Now I lay down with a creep
Prays on kids he pays to keep
If I cry before I wake
Then my innocence Mike did take
Hush little boy, now don’t say a word
Your speech is getting very slurred
No one will believe you if you tell
About this night in Jackman hell
Exit light
Enter Mike
Juice on the stand
Exit light
Enter Mike
Take my hand
Down to never never land
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At first I thought you were going to right a song about Hugh Jackman (;)) but then I quickly discovered what you really meant. Eh, this was sick.
For once, I don't feel one way or the other; I don't really like it, but I don't hate it, either. I'd like to point out, though, that, in this context, "Prays" should be spelled "PREYS."
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