End of chinese food
Cheesy brand tofu
I'm so sick of day old french fries
Time for something new
Backyard barbeque
Call the neighbors and the guys

Taste it you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I barbeque

Set tables faster
Obey the master
The grill burns faster
I am the master...master...
Master of grilling is cooking tonight
Take all you want, eat as much as you like
Masterpiece steaks and burgers of pride
Just call my name if they don't taste right
Master...master...
Just call my name if they don't taste right
Master...master...
Oh yeah!

Look at what I bought
50 pounds of brats
Raise the temperature to "blazing"
Play Monopoly
Life or Jeopardy
Entertainment while we're waiting

Taste them you will see
Tender and juicy
Won't you please come to
My famous barbeque?

Get charcoal faster
Obey the master
You want more mustard?
Just say "please, master"...master...
Master of grilling is cooking tonight
Plenty of wings, you don't have to fight
Get ourselves drunk like 4th of July
Just call my name if they don't taste right
Master...master...
Just call my name and I'll fix it right
Master...master...

(guitar solo)

Master...master...
Where's the ribs that I've been after?
Master...master...
Who gave 'em to the dog?
Hunger...hunger...
All I hear and see is hunger
Hunger...hunger...
Hungry for hot dogs
(Cook Me!)

(guitar solo)

Yes, we're gettin' fat
But we won't stop for that
Just keep eating for no reason
Another sloppy-joe
And man, I'm gonna blow
Now my gut we can't be squeezin'

Do you want some pie?
I think I will die
Let's all give thanks to
King of the barbeque!

We're eating faster
So says the master
Our lives waste faster
I am the master...master...
Master of grilling is cooking tonight
Does anyone here have a match or light?
Way too much gas, the flames are too high
Burned up my face and both of my eyes
Master...master...
Paramedics are here, but I'll be alright
Master...master...

(song ends with fading ambulance sirens)