Song Parodies -> "Hen(Death Call On The Chicken Ranch)"

Original Song Title:

"One"

Original Performer:

"Hen(Death Call On The Chicken Ranch)"

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The Lyrics

Down on the farm where we're living
There's a rumour going 'round of some sick scheme
There's people coming for dinner it may seem
And the entree is gonna be me
After a life of placidity
I'm nearing the brink of insanity
The farmer plans to cook up me
And nothing's gonna stop him now

Hold that axe, don't bring on my death
Oh please don't bake me!

Back in the coop, I truly feel
That they intend to have a big meal
Now I thought we had a deal
That eggs were all I'd give
Don't stuff your breadcrumbs in me
I'd much prefer you got a turkey
Open-range living was the life for me
Not the oven-range, hear my plea

Hold that axe, don't bring on my death
Oh please don't bake me!
Farmer's coming soon
I will run
Oh please spare me!
Hold that axe, don't chop off my head!
Oh please don't bake me!

Now there's
Chicken Fricassee
What a recipe!
Sacrifice me now
Put me in a stew
Call Frank Perdue
Cut my giblets out
Better for your health!

Southern Fried is up tonight
Pick a drumstick
Take my breast
Take another wing
Take another leg
Eat me up whole
Colonel Sanders' HELL!!

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Rick D - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment

But according to their commercials, KFC is now health food. Welcome back, Agri

Agrimorfee - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment

It's never been healthy for the chickens, though. ;)

Matthias - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Somthing about Metallica's music brings on horror, death and fright. Which is what inspired me with my killer sandwich. So having a chicken worry about getting chopped up by a farmer is a pretty awesome idea. I'm surprised that this one doesn't have many votes or comments seeing that you posted this song about 6 years ago?!

Rex - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) The pacing glitches surprised me at first because I'm used to all of your parodies being technically perfect, then I saw you posted this in 2003 with a 1992 copyright. Great concept, loved the open range / oven range pairing and the shout out to Frank Perdue.

bobpiecheese - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Kind of an old one, but still a very good one, Agri. The title just screams epicness, which the parody delivers on. 555 for you.

Below Average Dave - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) It seems a tad choppy, but I love the idea and the rhyme scheme. This is definitely and oldie by you, thanks for bringing it to my attention.

Red Ant - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Great job with the rhymes and humor, but many of the lines are too long to sing over TOS. Nice work on a great song, especially for an older parody. 454

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