(and sometimes my future bride)
sometimes we have a fight
And sometimes I wanna hide
So i rewind that tape inside
And record a message with much pride

And with a raspy voice i make
a message of what i wanna say
whenever someone calls today

if you're hungry, horny, happy, angry
call and say what you will

and i take my time all alone
if you get a message, i'm not home
sorry i don't have a cellular phone

Sorry, I aint home
please leave a message at the tone

my girl still hasn't called
I miss her so, she' such a doll
she's only 60 inches tall
She might be shopping at the mall
She is all i need

outgoing message has been made
many , many times i have prayed
that our love will never fade


if you're hungry, horny, happy, angry
call and say what you will

and i take my time all alone
if you get a message, i'm not home
sorry i don't have a cellular phone

Sorry, I aint home
please leave a message at the tone

and i take my time all alone
if you get a message, i'm not home
sorry i don't have a cellular phone

Sorry, I aint home
please leave a message at the tone

(guitar solo)

and i take my time all alone
if you get a message, i'm not home
sorry i don't have a cellular phone

Sorry, I aint home
please leave a message at the tone
honey, i'm alone
don't let your soft heart turn to stone
no! no!

Sorry, I aint home
Sorry, I aint home
Sorry, I aint home
honey you keep making me wonder, wonder, wonder
sorry, i aint home