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Song Parodies -> "Disposable Zeros"

Original Song Title:

"Disposable Heroes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Disposable Zeros"

Parody Written by:

harry

The Lyrics

Wake up! Please.
Disposable Zeros

Bottoms fill the seats I see
Grungy zeroes end
Go on, go bray bolder now
kissing his rearend
Running blind through voting booths
Red, don't care at all
Rectum of that shit said be
A servant 'til the Fall

Bonehead bores, made of crap
Wow an empty head
Twenty scum, very dumb
Buttheads scared as hell
Red to rot, not to care
Doh! bray as we ate
Tarnished here, tweeting fest
Sheep, bores, you fakes, away!

Back to the Trump
You will do what he says when he's cray
Back to the Trump
You will lie when he says you must lie
Back to the Trump
You cowards
You servants
You blind men

Barking of machine gun mouth
Does nothing to you sows
Sounding of the crock of shit
Get used to shit dumb, wow!

Boring man, more gripes you bear
Boring stinker spends
Bodies fill the seats I seethe
His daughter... (they're just 'friends”)

"Scold her boy, make her cry"
Coward, empty hell
Fifty bums, and his son
Buthead served us swill
Red roadkill, underwear
Do just as he says
Famished here, tweeting fest
He takes your cake away

Back to the Trump
You will spew what he brays when lies sway
Back to the Trump
You will lie when he cray you must lie
Back to the Trumps
You cowards
You servants
You slime men

Why, are you lying?
Swill, have more here
Lie, live off lying
Hell, hell is here
(Solo)
Why, are you lying?
swill, have more here
Lie, live off lying
Hell, hell is here

He was born for lying

Lies spewed out...not much of worth
Dummy should not stay
Mad, fat chance, go greet yourself
'Boldened bray by bray
Crooked hack he reels lies
Nothing has he done
Bereft, lies with homely men
Alone the stench of scum

"Scold her boy, make her pay!"
Wow an empty head
Twenty bums, very dumb
“But he served us well” (hamberders)
Red roadkill, rotten teeth
Do just as he says
Famished here, tweeting 'fest
He's bored, he fakes, he brays

Back to the Trump
You will do what he says when he saya
Back to the Trump
You will lie when he says you must lie
Back to the Trump
You cowards
You servants
You blind men

Back to the Trump
Back to the Trump
Back to the Trump
Back to the Trump
Back to the Trump

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Dylan Baranski - February 11, 2020 - Report this comment
harry, is this the parody you were talking about? This reminds me of how I did a couple of anti-Trump Metallica parodies a couple of years ago, one of which was a song off this very album. Regardless, here's 555 tons of heavy, fast and angry metal for you! Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm gonna buy this album...
harry - February 11, 2020 - Report this comment
Probably. Thanks. I also am working on War Pigs by Sabbath. That one is coming along nicely.
Dylan Baranski - February 11, 2020 - Report this comment
I recently parodied that one, too, only it was about bad drivers.
Dylan Baranski - July 12, 2020 - Report this comment
UPDATE: I bought this album a couple of weeks ago, and it is KICKASS! Two thumbs up!

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